We’ve Moved!

Are you wondering why there aren’t any new updates on this blog for awhile? Have you missed your sex position of the week illustrations? If so follow this link over to the new Broken Headboards blog and make sure to bookmark it for your favorites!

Live it. Love it. http://broken-headboards.com

Win Free Sex Toys from Adam & Eve!

Do you like sex toys? Do you want free sex toys? Enter the contest over at AdamEve.com and you could win over $350 worth of our most popular sex toys and DVDs!

The contest is pretty simple – just correctly identify all the items in “our nightstand” and you can win! All the official rules are on the website, but there’s some pretty neat stuff included in the bundle.Visit AdamEve.com and you can see the full size image and get the list of all the possible items. Just search the site and email nightstand@adameve.com to win!

Nightstand Full of Sex Toys

Nightstand Full of Sex Toys

Contest ends 9/20/09 at 11:59pm EST. No purchase necessary. One winner will be randomly chosen.

HNT Roundup for 9/3

Labor Day weekend fast approaches and I’m in the mood for some Half Nekkidness… Thank Gawd it’s Thursday!

Want to participate but have no clothes? Get some new men’s or women’s lingerie! There’s something for everybody!

Still confused (or new?) about what the hell this HNT thing is? Check out O’s other blog to learn all the fun rules.

Mad cause I didn’t include you? (well tough) j/k Tweet a HNT link to @adamandeve and we’ll try to include you in next week’s roundup! Or, if you can’t wait, post a comment below to link to your HNT – then everyone will be up-to-date with you!

Happy Half Nekkid Thursday Everybody!

Bree Olson & Kayden Kross at the photo shoot for Rawhide II

Bree Olson & Kayden Kross at the photo shoot for Rawhide II

Again, as I like to start…BOOBS!

Julietta, Single Sasha, Sexxxcapades, E.D.I.D.A.S

Sexy lingerie is always a good thing…

Bad Bad Girl

The bondage is getting a little more popular…

A Kinky Geek, Miss Kiss This

The manly men…

Gray Dancer, The Bedroom Closet, SmartCock

And we’ve got the booties…you’ve got the booty, I’ve got the booty, she got the booty…

Naughty Eliot

Plus a miscellaneous assortment of sexy, artistic, enchanting half nekkid people…

At Longing’s End, Everything’s Eventual, Coy Pink

Sex Toys for a Las Vegas Vacation

Las Vegas Sign courtesy of International Circuit

Las Vegas Sign courtesy of International Circuit

Can I coin the word “sexcation” now? Cause that’s what I’m talking about…

I’m about to embark on a fun, exciting, overdue vacation to no other than Sin City itself, Las Vegas. I’m sure I’m not the only one to head west with naughty intentions, but my reasons for going to Las Vegas are quite scandalous. Well, not for some, but for me. You see, before I worked at Adam & Eve I led a very straight & narrow kind of life. Sex was meant for the bed, between two people, and the lights should be dimmed, if not off entirely. Now that I’ve gotten a few years in here, I’ve noticed that my preconceptions about sex and sexuality were completely wrong. You see, sex can be anywhere private, as it’s still illegal to have sex in public, at any time with any number of people you feel comfortable with. And you know what else I’ve learned, I’m sexy.🙂

And that’s not meant in the vain way. Along with my misconceptions about sex I also lacked any self confidence. I suppose I’m making up for that now, but whatever, it’s overdue. I think each and every person out there has something uniquely awesome about him/herself and everybody should embrace what makes them special.

My awesomeness happens to be having and talking about sex. And when it comes to sex and sex toys and adult movies, I’ll let you know what works for me, as long as you all let me know what works for you. I think if we all work together we can all build a better sex life for America. (I know, cheezy, but get used to it, I’m kind of a deep down romantic) At any time you want to let us know about our sex toys, you can either leave a review on our website or you can hit up our Facebook page and leave us a note on our wall. I really do read them all. Right now I’ve got 173 emails from you all to read. But I’ll get to them, I swear.

But back to the reason for the blog post, I’m going to Las Vegas next weekend. And I still need to pack. So far this is what I’ve got:

Am I missing anything?

There will definitely be stories for you all when I get back, like for instance, I’m sure getting through security with my bag of sex goodness is going to raise some eyebrows. I’ll do my best to run into celebrities while I’m there and take pictures. Who knows, I might even be able to Twitter while I’m there. But I’m not promising any good details from the actual trip. Those are mine, because remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

Planet Friendly Sex Lubes

Don’t you want to know what you’re putting in your body.  Adam & Eve now carries Intimate Organics: a line of vegan, organic sexual enhancement products.

Intimate Organics Embrace Tightening Gel

Intimate Organics Embrace Tightening Gel

No toxic chemicals, no dead bunnies, just heightened sexual experiences.  The product line includes tightening gel, g-spot gel, and non-numbing anal sprays for him and her.   Now you can enhance your sex life without sacrificing your health or the planet.

I Put A Spell On Your Boyshorts – A Lingerie Review

I recently purchased a set of the “I Put A Spell On You” boyshorts for 2 reasons:

1.The first time I saw these in a new product meeting, I misread the title and thought it said “I Put A Spell On Your Boyshorts”.  I had a mental image of a witch casting spells on someone’s underwear.  Laughter ensued.

2. I’m a huge nerd and I wanted to have a beaker on my ass.

I Put A Spell On You Boyshorts

I Put A Spell On You Boyshorts

As far as underwear go, they aren’t bad.  The microfiber material is super stretchy.  I wish each one was different, instead of the same pattern in 4 colors, but alas, I knew what I was getting myself into.


The beaker on the ass is just as delightful as I expected.  Unfortunately, they don’t fit very well.  I’m 5’11” so I’m pretty used to being too tall for things.  It is, in fact, possible to be too tall for underwear.  The boyshorts are designed to be low rise, but on me they are way too low.  The majority of my ass sticks out of the top of the panties.  I would imagine that if you’re under 5’8″ or so, they would fit just fine. On a scale of 1 to 5, I give these a 3.  I will continue to wear them, even though I look ridiculous, just because I like having a beaker on my ass.

Sex Position of the Week: Bridge the Gap

This week’s sex position was inspired by The 8th Day.  A phallus free version of this position is preformed by Bree Olson, Tori Black and Poppy Morgan.

Bridge the Gap

Bridge the Gap

In order for this position to be a success, the partner with the willing orifice needs to have a flexible back and relatively strong appendages.  They should assume a standard backbend position.  One phallused partner penetrates the mouth while the other enters an orifice in the nether region.  Thrusting should be kept to a minimum in order to avoid back injuries.

Want to be the phallused partner but don’t have a penis? No problem. That’s what strap-ons are for.

Having trouble achieving an adequate level of lubrication in your willing orifice? Lube it up!

Not interested in procreating or contracting embarrassing diseases? Wrap it up!