We’ve Moved!

Are you wondering why there aren’t any new updates on this blog for awhile? Have you missed your sex position of the week illustrations? If so follow this link over to the new Broken Headboards blog and make sure to bookmark it for your favorites!

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Win Free Sex Toys from Adam & Eve!

Do you like sex toys? Do you want free sex toys? Enter the contest over at AdamEve.com and you could win over $350 worth of our most popular sex toys and DVDs!

The contest is pretty simple – just correctly identify all the items in “our nightstand” and you can win! All the official rules are on the website, but there’s some pretty neat stuff included in the bundle.Visit AdamEve.com and you can see the full size image and get the list of all the possible items. Just search the site and email nightstand@adameve.com to win!

Nightstand Full of Sex Toys

Nightstand Full of Sex Toys

Contest ends 9/20/09 at 11:59pm EST. No purchase necessary. One winner will be randomly chosen.

Planet Friendly Sex Lubes

Don’t you want to know what you’re putting in your body.  Adam & Eve now carries Intimate Organics: a line of vegan, organic sexual enhancement products.

Intimate Organics Embrace Tightening Gel

Intimate Organics Embrace Tightening Gel

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Women Watching Porn: The 8th Day Pt 2

The 8th Day: A Review by Lilith & Allison pt 2

My general thoughts on The 8th Day –

The 8th Day was fantastic.  The story was entertaining, which is rare for adult movies.  If you cut out the sex, it would still be worth watching.  Amber Rayne is a pretty damn good actress.  The sets and costumes are believable.  The occasional CG elements aren’t very noticeable or distracting.  All in all, the movie is very well done.  But you don’t really care about the production value do you?  You want to know about the sex, right?  Well, there’s sex, lots of it, and it’s pretty damn good as well.  The sex scenes flow in and out of the storyline well.  Even is all their post-apocalyptic grime, the stars look great.  Kayden has an amazing body and is scantily clad for the majority of the movie.  Tyler Knight looks super hot in his dreads.  My only regret after watching the movie is that the Prince had a non-sex role.  I’d love to see that man naked.

You need to see this movie.  It’s really long, so block off an evening, grab some snacks and beer and watch the world end.

And now, a continuation of our commentary.  If you haven’t read pt.1 you should do so before you continue.

A: We didn’t see the backbend!

L: No that must have been a photo thing.

A: I want to hang out with Evan Stone.

L: In my porn version of Adam & Eve, the snake is a man and has sex with Eve.

L: The snake in this has a phat ass.

A: Did you see this girl’s tramp stamp? It’s that eye that’s on the dollar bill.

L: The all seeing eye? That’s my favorite.

A: Then you’ll love this.

A: What? Who? Girls in a mud wrestling pit without the mud?

L: Oh, they’re amusing the Prince. It’s the desert they don’t have the water to spare for the mud.

A: Oh, I think she wants to be purged.

L: Are they purging?

A: Yep they’re purging.

A: I feel sad that the Prince doesn’t actually get to have the sex.

L: He’s got some sweet ass sunglasses though.

A: Oh, that’s like the triple swallow deep throat.

A: I think if I were watching The 8th Day for the sex I’d be down for it.

A: How long do you think his dick is vs how long her mouth is?

L: It’s got to be curving and down her throat by now.

A: And it makes me mad that this is what guys think we can do.

L: Whoa, she’s really skinny.

A: Yeah she is.

L: That’s a lot of ribs.

L: That’s a good quote: “either hole works for me” LOL!

A: I appreciate that the douchebag is trying to get his own in the movie.

L: I don’t appreciate it in real life.

A: Oh, neither do I.

A: I enjoy that this movie has been multiple guys with girls rather than multiple girls.

L: I really don’t like all the spitting in porn.

A: There’s some DP going on!

L: Woohoo!

A: She keeps antagonizing the guys that she needs more than this.

L: How do you need more than DP?

A: I keep forgetting we’re watching an actual movie here.

A: I really like Kayden’s body.

L: Yeah, she’s like a Barbie without the 8ft legs, which is just strange.

L: Are they going to have sex with each other?

A: Yes.

A: I like how she’s wearing the prom dress with boots.

A: The last AEP feature movie I’ve seen was Dinner Party 3, and this is a true jump from the Dinner Party theme.

A: Curse the Linux? What? How did he save them from the Linux.

A: That’s some clever writing.

L: She’s not the favorite anymore, she’s sad.

A: She still gets to wear the combat boots with the prom dress.

A: That’s some long hair.

L: Yeah.

A: Ew, don’t eat the wax.

L: Whoa, this is an acrobatic orgy.

A: 1 2 3 4 5 6 – I count 6.

A: Is he fucking her ass?

L: Yeah.

L: People having sex is funny.

A: Yeah it is.

L: Oh, there’s a new girl.

A: No that’s Amber Rayne.

L: Aw, poor Kayden Kross, you’re dad effed up the world.

A: That’s shitty.

A: OMG Evan Stone’s balls are really saggy.

L: Yeah, they are.

A: Do you have any final thoughts about this movie?

L: I think the world’s gonna blow up.

The 8th Day XXX DVD

The 8th Day XXX DVD

Adam & Eve Signs Bree Olson for Another Year!

Suhweet. More delicious hot goodness.

Adam & Eve, the nation’s number one source for all things erotic, is pleased to announce it has signed adult industry phenomenon Bree Olson to another year as an exclusive contract star!

“We are so excited to have Bree back for another year,” says Meredith Christopher, head of production for Adam & Eve. “She has been such a huge part of Adam & Eve in the two years she’s been with us her energy and ambition have not gone unnoticed!”

Fans of Bree;s would have to agree. Winning nearly every award she¹s been nominated for, including AVN 2008 “Best New Starlet” and 2009’s “Twisty’s Treat of the Year,” the 22-year-old native of Indiana has taken both the adult and mainstream industries by storm. She’s appeared on everything from Spike TV’s “Guys Choice Awards” to “Insomniac” with Dave Attell, and shows no sign of slowing down.

Bree’s contract means she will shoot 12 movies for Adam & Eve, as well as appear at events, promotions and trade show on Adam & Eve’s behalf. In fact, Bree’s next big appearance is scheduled for the weekend of September 25th at the New Jersey Exxxotica Show.

“I’m really happy to be with Adam & Eve for another year,” Bree says. “I love the travel, the fans and of course all the sex I get to have! This year I also plan to have more input into the movies I do.”

Look for Bree in the Adam & Eve blockbuster “The 8th Day,” available now at AdamandEve.com, and the upcoming titles “Rawhide II: Dirty Deeds” and “Bree’s Beach Party 2.”

For more information on Bree Olson or Adam & Eve, please contact Adam & Eve Director of Public Relations Katy Zvolerin at 919.644.8100 x 3121 or katy@adameve.com.

Brees Beach Party DVD

Bree's Beach Party DVD

Women Watching Porn: The 8th Day Pt 1

The 8th Day – A Review by Lilith and Allison pt 1

It’s always awkward to watch porn with a friend, especially your heterosexual coworker, but whatever, college frat boys can do it, so Lilith & I can do it too. 🙂 I’d noticed that there was a big lack of explanation about this movie, so I thought it’d be best to get someone to watch the thing and explain to you guys why, in fact, this is the most awesome Adam & Eve Pictures DVD this year. (Also, it’s gonna be available on Blu Ray in September, so watch out for that)

Anyway, this movie turned out to be a lot better than I had expectations for. There’s all kinds of kinky sex, hot sex, interracial sex, boring sex, group sex, and non-sex. There’s a really decent story line, believable and kept me intrigued. Over and over again, Lilith & I talked about the high quality of the feature and it’s actors. I almost want to say this was a spoof of the Sci-Fi genre entirely, but I don’t watch a lot of Sci-Fi stuff, except shows like Fringe and Eureka, so I might not be the best person to tell you that this is a good spoof. I’ll let Lilith explain that.

Now, I bring you, the conversation that Lilith and I had during the watching of The 8th Day:

L: What a fancy root menu.

A: I like how in movies people frozen in a cryogenic state come out looking beautiful. Shouldn’t her pubic hair be really long?

A: Perfect brain & muscle functioning too.

L: Kayden Kross has very nice fake boobs.

A: Nice, what’s the first thing you’d do after being in suspended animation for years…let’s do it!

A: Three men locked in a room to watch over her. I bet they were having gay orgies all these years.

L: In the future men wear plastic loincloths, that’s fantastic.

A: Kayden does have a really nice body.

L: Tommy Gunn stop playing with your meat so we can see it.

A: I think he’s uncut. Isn’t it?

A: Was that a real orgasm?

L: You think if she was faking it she’d make a more pleasant face.

A: I really like Tommy Gunn. He knows what he’s doing.

A: How do you think this would be if they all used condoms?

L: I’d be okay with it. I figure once everyone started using condoms we’d all get used to it.

L: I’m glad Kayden’s not overly fake. I hate it when the girls make “o” noises when they’re sucking some dude’s dick. You know they aren’t enjoying it that much.

A & L: Ew…what was that? Why is he vomiting from the mouth?

L: I think that would have been best left for after the sex scene.

A: I really want him to come.

L: Wrap it up B.

A: I think there should be some gay sex in this too. That’d be awesome.

L: Like Brave New World – everyone’s having sex with everyone.

L: I think I get what’s happening. She’s really having sex with some gross thing but we’re seeing her euphoric interpretation of that.

A: Ah, you’re good at this Sci-Fi thing.

A: Are they all dead?

L: Or they fought themselves into submission.

A: Why didn’t they give her pants to wear in the future?

A: Oh, no, we’re watching her pee. Was that necessary?

L: I don’t know why that was essential to the storyline.

A: I don’t know why she had to wipe with her hand. Drip dry!

L: Ooh, look at the CG grass and the skeleton.

A: Well, I figured the skeleton wasn’t real, but the grass looks pretty good.

A: This looks like a Myst scene.

L: I think those S&M people are gonna have sex and Kayden’s gonna watch.

A: She’s a Mistress? What Mistress goes down on her slave boy first?

L: No, slave boy does the work first. If he does it well, he gets rewarded.

A: I think the movie is better generally without the sex. Then again, I’m not really paying attention, are you?

L: No.

L:  The kinky people have been doing this forever, and where’s the Asian slave girl?

A: She’s like that third guy in the icky alien scene from earlier.

A: I think the dick bounce is the most amazing thing guys can do. Gives me penis envy.

A: I’m getting a little nervous with all of the noises. Run away, Kayden, run away!

L: That’s an efficient way to tell time.

A: Tyler Knight looks good with a mohawk

L: I like dreads on guys.

A: Oh look, it’s the “o” noises.

L: Most porn star sex is like “you’re paying me money so I’m gonna stick my penis in here” but occasionally you see it when the actors really are into what they’re doing. That’s always hot.

A: Pick an end Tyler, pick an end.

L: I think we’re about to see the lesbian three way in the desert.

A: I count two.

L: No it’s with Bree Olson and the Cat Chicks.

A: Oh, the backbend scene from the cover of the DVD?

L: Yeah.

A: What’s with the cat noises?

L: Why are they wearing shoes?

A: I told you people are naked in the future except for shoes.

A: Oh OH – Look! Two mouths, one pussy.

L: Lesbian porn bores the shit out of me. Most of it is two girls, one gets off and switch. And some of them don’t even fake it well.

A: Bree’ll get off. She always gets off.

A: I don’t even know who these girls are.

L: That’s Tori Black, but I don’t know the upside down girl is.

A: Are we supposed to believe the body paint is body paint or if it’s embedded into their skin?

L: I don’t know. But Kayden’s liking it.

L: This is what they’d say if they were speaking English….”My vagina!”

A: Or – “Get off that, I wanna suck the pussy!”

L: Here’s the wood dildo. I wish we carried these on the site.

A: I think they were going to, but they were worried our customers would fear the splinters.

L: I can’t believe it’s been 2 hours already.

A: Really?

A: Aww, we gotta change discs?

INTERMISSION

The 8th Day XXX DVD

The 8th Day XXX DVD

Don’t worry! Lilith will be posting part 2 of our review shortly.

The Average American Loses Virginity at 17 or 18

Adam & Eve Tells It Like It is!

“Great American Sex Survey” Reveals Average Age Americans Lose Virginity!

Hillsborough, NC — How old is old enough? For the average American, it’s age 17 or 18!
Great American Sex Survey
We all want to know what’s going on in our neighbors’, friends’ and co-workers’ bedrooms, but most of us are too polite to ask. Well, Adam & Eve, the nation’s most respected name in adult entertainment, recently commissioned Cvent, the event management and web survey software company, to launch a sex survey determining Americans’ sexual practices, and the results are surprising.

“Based on everything we read, see and hear these days, we were expecting to find Americans admitting to losing their virginity at an earlier age,” says Katy Zvolerin, Adam & Eve Director of Public Relations. “The numbers hold firm, however. The average American male (over 31%) and female (30%) admit to having their first sexual experience at age 17 or 18.”

The survey revealed that 25% of males and 30% of females lost their virginity at 15 or 16 years of age, and 20% of males and 18% of females waited until they were 18 to 21.

Rounding out the survey were 14% of males and 13% of females who said they were 14 or younger their first time, while 7% of the males and females waited until they were older than 22.

The web-based survey, conducted by Cvent, of over 1000 American adults age 18 and up, was sponsored by Adam & Eve to study sexual preferences and practices. For more information about Adam & Eve, visit their website at http://www.adamandeve.com.