I Put A Spell On Your Boyshorts – A Lingerie Review

I recently purchased a set of the “I Put A Spell On You” boyshorts for 2 reasons:

1.The first time I saw these in a new product meeting, I misread the title and thought it said “I Put A Spell On Your Boyshorts”.  I had a mental image of a witch casting spells on someone’s underwear.  Laughter ensued.

2. I’m a huge nerd and I wanted to have a beaker on my ass.

I Put A Spell On You Boyshorts

I Put A Spell On You Boyshorts

As far as underwear go, they aren’t bad.  The microfiber material is super stretchy.  I wish each one was different, instead of the same pattern in 4 colors, but alas, I knew what I was getting myself into.

4-Pack

The beaker on the ass is just as delightful as I expected.  Unfortunately, they don’t fit very well.  I’m 5’11” so I’m pretty used to being too tall for things.  It is, in fact, possible to be too tall for underwear.  The boyshorts are designed to be low rise, but on me they are way too low.  The majority of my ass sticks out of the top of the panties.  I would imagine that if you’re under 5’8″ or so, they would fit just fine. On a scale of 1 to 5, I give these a 3.  I will continue to wear them, even though I look ridiculous, just because I like having a beaker on my ass.

Women Watching Porn: The 8th Day Pt 1

The 8th Day – A Review by Lilith and Allison pt 1

It’s always awkward to watch porn with a friend, especially your heterosexual coworker, but whatever, college frat boys can do it, so Lilith & I can do it too. 🙂 I’d noticed that there was a big lack of explanation about this movie, so I thought it’d be best to get someone to watch the thing and explain to you guys why, in fact, this is the most awesome Adam & Eve Pictures DVD this year. (Also, it’s gonna be available on Blu Ray in September, so watch out for that)

Anyway, this movie turned out to be a lot better than I had expectations for. There’s all kinds of kinky sex, hot sex, interracial sex, boring sex, group sex, and non-sex. There’s a really decent story line, believable and kept me intrigued. Over and over again, Lilith & I talked about the high quality of the feature and it’s actors. I almost want to say this was a spoof of the Sci-Fi genre entirely, but I don’t watch a lot of Sci-Fi stuff, except shows like Fringe and Eureka, so I might not be the best person to tell you that this is a good spoof. I’ll let Lilith explain that.

Now, I bring you, the conversation that Lilith and I had during the watching of The 8th Day:

L: What a fancy root menu.

A: I like how in movies people frozen in a cryogenic state come out looking beautiful. Shouldn’t her pubic hair be really long?

A: Perfect brain & muscle functioning too.

L: Kayden Kross has very nice fake boobs.

A: Nice, what’s the first thing you’d do after being in suspended animation for years…let’s do it!

A: Three men locked in a room to watch over her. I bet they were having gay orgies all these years.

L: In the future men wear plastic loincloths, that’s fantastic.

A: Kayden does have a really nice body.

L: Tommy Gunn stop playing with your meat so we can see it.

A: I think he’s uncut. Isn’t it?

A: Was that a real orgasm?

L: You think if she was faking it she’d make a more pleasant face.

A: I really like Tommy Gunn. He knows what he’s doing.

A: How do you think this would be if they all used condoms?

L: I’d be okay with it. I figure once everyone started using condoms we’d all get used to it.

L: I’m glad Kayden’s not overly fake. I hate it when the girls make “o” noises when they’re sucking some dude’s dick. You know they aren’t enjoying it that much.

A & L: Ew…what was that? Why is he vomiting from the mouth?

L: I think that would have been best left for after the sex scene.

A: I really want him to come.

L: Wrap it up B.

A: I think there should be some gay sex in this too. That’d be awesome.

L: Like Brave New World – everyone’s having sex with everyone.

L: I think I get what’s happening. She’s really having sex with some gross thing but we’re seeing her euphoric interpretation of that.

A: Ah, you’re good at this Sci-Fi thing.

A: Are they all dead?

L: Or they fought themselves into submission.

A: Why didn’t they give her pants to wear in the future?

A: Oh, no, we’re watching her pee. Was that necessary?

L: I don’t know why that was essential to the storyline.

A: I don’t know why she had to wipe with her hand. Drip dry!

L: Ooh, look at the CG grass and the skeleton.

A: Well, I figured the skeleton wasn’t real, but the grass looks pretty good.

A: This looks like a Myst scene.

L: I think those S&M people are gonna have sex and Kayden’s gonna watch.

A: She’s a Mistress? What Mistress goes down on her slave boy first?

L: No, slave boy does the work first. If he does it well, he gets rewarded.

A: I think the movie is better generally without the sex. Then again, I’m not really paying attention, are you?

L: No.

L:  The kinky people have been doing this forever, and where’s the Asian slave girl?

A: She’s like that third guy in the icky alien scene from earlier.

A: I think the dick bounce is the most amazing thing guys can do. Gives me penis envy.

A: I’m getting a little nervous with all of the noises. Run away, Kayden, run away!

L: That’s an efficient way to tell time.

A: Tyler Knight looks good with a mohawk

L: I like dreads on guys.

A: Oh look, it’s the “o” noises.

L: Most porn star sex is like “you’re paying me money so I’m gonna stick my penis in here” but occasionally you see it when the actors really are into what they’re doing. That’s always hot.

A: Pick an end Tyler, pick an end.

L: I think we’re about to see the lesbian three way in the desert.

A: I count two.

L: No it’s with Bree Olson and the Cat Chicks.

A: Oh, the backbend scene from the cover of the DVD?

L: Yeah.

A: What’s with the cat noises?

L: Why are they wearing shoes?

A: I told you people are naked in the future except for shoes.

A: Oh OH – Look! Two mouths, one pussy.

L: Lesbian porn bores the shit out of me. Most of it is two girls, one gets off and switch. And some of them don’t even fake it well.

A: Bree’ll get off. She always gets off.

A: I don’t even know who these girls are.

L: That’s Tori Black, but I don’t know the upside down girl is.

A: Are we supposed to believe the body paint is body paint or if it’s embedded into their skin?

L: I don’t know. But Kayden’s liking it.

L: This is what they’d say if they were speaking English….”My vagina!”

A: Or – “Get off that, I wanna suck the pussy!”

L: Here’s the wood dildo. I wish we carried these on the site.

A: I think they were going to, but they were worried our customers would fear the splinters.

L: I can’t believe it’s been 2 hours already.

A: Really?

A: Aww, we gotta change discs?

INTERMISSION

The 8th Day XXX DVD

The 8th Day XXX DVD

Don’t worry! Lilith will be posting part 2 of our review shortly.

4 Funny Sex Toy Reviews

Sparkle Teddy

Sparkle Teddy

Sparkle Twister Teddy

looks great on, i hv a “mommy tummy” and it covers that but accents all the sexy parts!! only thing is we found so many sparkles in the bed the next morning, they come off pretty easily

Pleasure Skin Realistic Dildo

ok peep this i got this for my wife that it was huge from all the comments, heard horse, pepsi can etc. so i thought , cooool im gonna get this, explained to the wifey how big it was in dimension and her comment was oh sounds like you honey..im humble and with comments here, i thought no its not like me and guess what…its exactly like me lol…which is pretty cool since this is cheaper then clone-a-willy. so tonight im going to use it on her while getting oral…plan on filming it and it such be fun,,,will update after that 🙂 chhers

Vibrating Boy Shorts

Vibrating BoyShorts

Vibrating Boy Shorts

I boogh this for my wife to use whenever. She loves to wear these while she is hanging around the house. The only downfall is that they have one speed and no other way to turn it on/off other than to stick your and down your pants or up your skirt. which when your in public is a little weird. Other than that, it works great for her.

Jenna’s Beaver Vibe

I bought this and saved it for a rainy day.  When that day came a few weeks ago I could have kicked myself in the vulva for not trying it sooner.

6 Funny Sex Toy Reviews

Ace of Spades Gumdrop Butt Plug

Ace of Spades Butt Plug

Ace of Spades Butt Plug

I admit to thinking I’d be able to take this when buying….but it really IS that big. it’s bigger than a lightbulb, bigger than most pillar candles around…it’s BIG. It’s now used for decoration in a student house with a scared face on it.

Eve’s Ruby Delight

Initially, this item does a great job. However, my junk ripped this to shreds in about 5 uses. And I am an old white guy, only average size and hardness.

Wild G Spot Vibrator

We just love it.  very powerful.  we nicknamed it “thor’s hammer”

16 Function Super Rabbit Vibrator

I got one for my girlfriend for her birthday and she loves it,7 orgasms in 15 minutes. now I get frozen popcicle blowjobs whenever she uses it!

Leopard Duotone Balls

These were interesting.  They were a little to loud to where in public, which is fine.  I where them while cleaning the house, and my house is always clean now!

Booty Camp Camisole

Booty Camp Camisole

Booty Camp Camisole Set

Tried ordering something ‘family friendly’, however this one is another see-thru item.  Could not tell this by the photo, would not have ordered otherwise.

6 Funny Sex Toy Reviews

Erotica Teddy

Put the ourfit on and had some of the best sex ever lol….hubby loves it and even though it was a little confusing on how to put it on it was worth every cent. hubby changed his myspace mood from horny to satisfied lol

Satin Seduction

Satin Seduction Teddy

Satin Seduction Teddy

My wife looked so hot in this that I just lost control right there once I saw it on her. The quality and strength of the material was great too because I did not damage it as I tore it off of her half way through the night…

Head Honcho Masturbator

love how it turns inside out to clean- a great toy for car trips, as it is containing…

Wild G Spot Vibrator

by Kat

put down the vibrator, Kat.  Put down the vibrator, Kat.  You need to take care of other things. This is just too good for words.

The Emperor Vibrating Dildo

Emperor Vibrating Dildo

Emperor Vibrating Dildo

This thing is too big and the vibration is like a light breeze blowing in redwood forest.  The veins are too bumpy and the actual material of the product is not supple.  Overall, too much money for a lousy product.

Blonde Fantasy Masturbator

This might work great for a turtle’s penis.

6 Funny Sex Toy Reviews

Deluxe Rotating Wallbangers Rabbit Vibrator

By Horney Ole Granny

This is my first vibe ever. Would recommend it to anyone thinking of getting one. Those ears,WOW. Most satisfaction I’ve had in years. Who needs the real thing when you have this. I just hope my kids find a little humor in finding it when they clean out my house when I am gone.

Jennas Double Play Vibrator

Jenna's Double Play Vibrator

Jenna’s Double Play

Vibration is an absolute joke. I could honestly get a better vibration from my cell phone. Am terribly dissapointed in this item and would return it if it were possible. Would not suggest this to anyone….ever!!! Find something else…anything else!!!

My Private O Vibrator

WHen I seen this item I knew I had to get. Then when it got here I was like, great this s*** is tiny, but when I used it I was like BOY this is large.

Squirt Showers 2

I put the dvd around bed time and went and watch TV in the family room.  I let my wife go to bed 1st… well, about 20 minutes later she attacked and it was awesome. She turn it back on when I was getting up for work… Needless to say, I was late for work…

Partner’s Pleasure Rings

Partners Pleasure Rings

Partners Pleasure Rings

This is a must have in your toy box.  Works great, very versatile.  Pleasurable for my wife and I.  A very quiet vibration….the kids will never know whats going on.

Wild G Spot Vibrator

This is the best little toy ever made! It is a must have for anyone who likes sex. It really hits the “SPOT”! Buy it, you will be soooooo glad you did!!!

Named it MAX…cause it really lives up to the name…lol 🙂

Lucid Dream 14 G Spot Vibrator

Tried this out once or twice didnt quite do the job via missionary masturbation…However I tried it from the rear (me in doggie style position) and OH BOY!!!!! I came like never before twice…and soaked my carpet!

5 Funny Sex Toy Reviews

The Hot Seat Vibrator Sex Toy

This chair is awesome… my friend ordered it for me, it is a little hard at first, but nice and big. The vibes are awesome. The chair is a little sticky at first (being that plastic material) but after you get it wet, so good for sliding and just going back and forth. I used this a few times now and it is a workout. You will be sweating like a beast when u are done. Such a workout. And my legs were so soar the next few days. It is a great change from just a plain old dildo. I used it online for my marine over seas and he luved watching it.

Tickle His Pickle Oral Sex Tips

Tickle His Pickle Oral Sex Tips

Tickle his Pickle

We used it together, husband likes to pick out what he wants, almost like a menu.  We have been together for 20 years, and this just breathed some new life into our lives.  Thank you.

Pearl Beaded Prolong Ring

WOW!!! Thats the reaction my husband and myself both got when we used the Prolong Ring. We did notice that if you put it on during forplay instead of after he was erect, it went on easier and stayed on. Remember as with any “toy”, lube does make things slippery and maybe come off, so if using lube then we recommend putting on before erect and before adding lube! My husband staqyed harder longer and would recommend this Prolong Ring to everyone to try!!! The name of the product says it all… GREAT ITEM!!!!  Try before you judfge this item…. Its like that ice cream song: SCRUMPDILLYISHOUS!!!!!!!

Edible Undies

these tasted soooo bad. my dog wouldnt even eat it n she eats everything shes not suppose to!

Senso Pak of Cock Rings

Senso Pak of Cock Rings

Senso Pack of 6 Cock Rings

These might have been great except for the fact that I could not fit them on my penis.. I had to wrestle it over the tip, then I damn near had to cut it to get it off… not good if you have a thick penis….