Sex Toys for a Las Vegas Vacation

Las Vegas Sign courtesy of International Circuit

Las Vegas Sign courtesy of International Circuit

Can I coin the word “sexcation” now? Cause that’s what I’m talking about…

I’m about to embark on a fun, exciting, overdue vacation to no other than Sin City itself, Las Vegas. I’m sure I’m not the only one to head west with naughty intentions, but my reasons for going to Las Vegas are quite scandalous. Well, not for some, but for me. You see, before I worked at Adam & Eve I led a very straight & narrow kind of life. Sex was meant for the bed, between two people, and the lights should be dimmed, if not off entirely. Now that I’ve gotten a few years in here, I’ve noticed that my preconceptions about sex and sexuality were completely wrong. You see, sex can be anywhere private, as it’s still illegal to have sex in public, at any time with any number of people you feel comfortable with. And you know what else I’ve learned, I’m sexy. 🙂

And that’s not meant in the vain way. Along with my misconceptions about sex I also lacked any self confidence. I suppose I’m making up for that now, but whatever, it’s overdue. I think each and every person out there has something uniquely awesome about him/herself and everybody should embrace what makes them special.

My awesomeness happens to be having and talking about sex. And when it comes to sex and sex toys and adult movies, I’ll let you know what works for me, as long as you all let me know what works for you. I think if we all work together we can all build a better sex life for America. (I know, cheezy, but get used to it, I’m kind of a deep down romantic) At any time you want to let us know about our sex toys, you can either leave a review on our website or you can hit up our Facebook page and leave us a note on our wall. I really do read them all. Right now I’ve got 173 emails from you all to read. But I’ll get to them, I swear.

But back to the reason for the blog post, I’m going to Las Vegas next weekend. And I still need to pack. So far this is what I’ve got:

Am I missing anything?

There will definitely be stories for you all when I get back, like for instance, I’m sure getting through security with my bag of sex goodness is going to raise some eyebrows. I’ll do my best to run into celebrities while I’m there and take pictures. Who knows, I might even be able to Twitter while I’m there. But I’m not promising any good details from the actual trip. Those are mine, because remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

Alternative uses for sex toys

Ok folks, with the economy being the way it is, we know everyone is trying to get the most out of every dollar that you spend. I figured I’d throw this handy guide together to show you how sex toys can be used for other things, if you just think outside the “box.”

1.  The Sexy Shooter Squirting Dildo.  Clean it out and use it for basting, barbecues or your favorite sauce.

The Sexy Shooter

The Sexy Shooter

2.  The Lucky Lady Dual Dildo.  Perfect for a game of horseshoes!  Outdoor fun for everyone!

The Lucky Lady Dual Dildo

The Lucky Lady Dual Dildo

3.  The Ripple 18″ Double Dildo.  Think anyone is gonna mess with you when you’re wielding this?  Bow to your sensei!!

The Ripple 18" Double Dildo

The Ripple 18" Double Dildo

4.  The Pussy Pump Plus.  In the event of a biological or gas attack, the Pussy Pump Plus will in no way protect you.  You will, however, have the most colorful gas mask.

The Pussy Pump Plus

The Pussy Pump Plus

5.  The Pony Plug.  If you want to be really creative, insert the plug and then do your dusting!

The Pony Plug

The Pony Plug

6.  The Waterproof Wallbangers Masturbator.   When you’re done cleaning it, go ahead and fill it up with water and insert flowers.  Instant centerpiece!

The Waterproof Wallbangers Masturbator

The Waterproof Wallbangers Masturbator

7.  The Suction Mistress Dual Breast Exerciser.  You’re sure to be the center of attention at any party or gala event.

The Suction Mistress Dual Breast Exerciser

The Suction Mistress Dual Breast Exerciser

8.  The Nipple Erector Set.  Who needs salt shakers when you’ve got these?  Fill ’em up and squeeze for spice!

The Nipple Erector Set

The Nipple Erector Set

9.  The Anal Rough Riderz.  Don’t pay for expensive karate lessons — practice at home!  Just pop a mannequin on top and unleash your inner ninja!

The Anal Rough Riderz

The Anal Rough Riderz

10.  The Lover’s Ring.  Having the grips redone on your golf clubs can be expensive.  No more!  Just slap a few of these on with some superglue and you’ll have a great grip while showing off your sensitive side.

The Lover's Ring

The Lover's Ring

Bonus:  The Accommodator.  Working on the car?  Reading in bed at night?  For those times when you need two hands and someone to hold the flashlight.  Just duct tape your flashlight and you’re all set with hands-free light where you need it!

The Accommodator

The Accommodator

We hope this list helps you think of other, more adventurous uses for your sex toys.  Be sure to check back each week for more fun articles!

Reading Gets Me All Hot and Bothered

Porn just doesn’t do it for me anymore. Reviewing porn has ruined its sexual appeal for me. I look at it clinically now. For me, reading can be much more erotic. Without the visual stimuli, I have to use my imagination to fill in the details. My imaginary men are MUCH hotter than the creepy, muscle-y porn dudes. Also, I’d get kicked out of the gym if I watched porn while riding the bike but I can read a book so explicit that it makes me blush (which is quite a feat) and no one else will ever know.

Danse Macabre

Danse Macabre

If you are into fantasy, I highly recommend anything Laurell K. Hamilton has written in the last few years.  I recently enjoyed Danse Macabre (coincidentally, one of my very favorite albums has the same title).  When the series began, it was mainly about supernatural murders but the last few installments are jam packed full of hardcore fucking with a plethora of partners.  Sexy vampires, shape shifters, and an insatiable need for sex…… it doesn’t get much better than that.

Sleeping Beauty Trilogy

Sleeping Beauty Trilogy

Well, unless you’re up for entering A. N. Roquelaure’s (aka Anne Rice) erotic fantasy The Sleeping Beauty Trilogy.  I’ll admit, I’m not particularly knowledgeable about S&M but these 3 books opened my eyes to a new world.   Sex slaves, bondage, lots of anal penetration, spankings, and my personal favorite, people dressed up like horses with ass plug tails.  My mom is a huge Anne Rice fan and asked to borrow the series when I was finished.  I warned her about how explicit they were but she read the first one anyway.   She looked very disturbed when she returned it and never asked to borrow the rest.  Good times.

Erotic literature can be an educational experience as well. You can learn how to better please a man, woman, or yourself.  Reading is sexy!

*** While I was writing this, Dick brought over a stack of children’s books (why we have children’s books in the first place is a mystery to me) for inspiration. “Have you seen my cat?” was far less interesting than the title made it out to be.

Fuck Valentine’s Day

What are you doing for Valentine’s Day?

All of us here are going to have sex. Whether by ourselves (yeah, I’m proud to admit that) or with another person, we’re gonna get that high that we usually only get after we consume massive amounts of chocolate.

Here are three of the best sex toys I think every home should have. You can decide which is best for you.

Adam & Eve Glass Finger Stimulator

Adam & Eve Glass Finger Stimulator

For couples – The Adam & Eve Glass Finger Stimulator. First off, if you don’t already know, glass is about one of the best sex toy materials ever! You can heat it up and/or cool it down, it’s non-porous so you don’t have to worry about germs living in there, and it cleans super easily – just throw it in the dishwasher (top shelf) or boil it in a pot of water. Regular finger stimulators are made from plastic or silicone, which is nice for getting those nubby pieces to rub over your clit. But with a glass stimulator you get the nubby pieces, temperature play, and PRESSURE! Excited yet? You should be.
For her – The Lelo Nea. This little egg-shaped vibrator is magnificent! Two speeds and seven vibrations make this little charmer one of the best clit stimulators I’ve ever seen. And plus it’s got a charger so you don’t have to continuously buy new batteries! Sleek and stylish, much better than most of the men I’ve had my eye on recently.
For him – Bree Olson Pussy & Ass in Doggy Style. I can’t find a guy around here who wouldn’t love to fuck Bree Olson. So what could be better than getting the anal-loving babe in your home for a perfect Valentine’s Ass Pounding!? I wonder if Hallmark makes a card for that? “Happy Valentine’s Day. Can I fuck your ass tonight?” lol. 🙂

Pets and Sex Toys

If you’re reading this, it’s probably safe to assume that you enjoy sex toys.  I’m sure a good many of you also have or have had a pet.  Two things that, individually, are fun and harmless — but when combined, can lead to total disaster.  We’d like to hear your funny pet stories, and if you don’t have any of your own, help us add a caption to the picture below.

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