Sex Toys for a Las Vegas Vacation

Las Vegas Sign courtesy of International Circuit

Las Vegas Sign courtesy of International Circuit

Can I coin the word “sexcation” now? Cause that’s what I’m talking about…

I’m about to embark on a fun, exciting, overdue vacation to no other than Sin City itself, Las Vegas. I’m sure I’m not the only one to head west with naughty intentions, but my reasons for going to Las Vegas are quite scandalous. Well, not for some, but for me. You see, before I worked at Adam & Eve I led a very straight & narrow kind of life. Sex was meant for the bed, between two people, and the lights should be dimmed, if not off entirely. Now that I’ve gotten a few years in here, I’ve noticed that my preconceptions about sex and sexuality were completely wrong. You see, sex can be anywhere private, as it’s still illegal to have sex in public, at any time with any number of people you feel comfortable with. And you know what else I’ve learned, I’m sexy. 🙂

And that’s not meant in the vain way. Along with my misconceptions about sex I also lacked any self confidence. I suppose I’m making up for that now, but whatever, it’s overdue. I think each and every person out there has something uniquely awesome about him/herself and everybody should embrace what makes them special.

My awesomeness happens to be having and talking about sex. And when it comes to sex and sex toys and adult movies, I’ll let you know what works for me, as long as you all let me know what works for you. I think if we all work together we can all build a better sex life for America. (I know, cheezy, but get used to it, I’m kind of a deep down romantic) At any time you want to let us know about our sex toys, you can either leave a review on our website or you can hit up our Facebook page and leave us a note on our wall. I really do read them all. Right now I’ve got 173 emails from you all to read. But I’ll get to them, I swear.

But back to the reason for the blog post, I’m going to Las Vegas next weekend. And I still need to pack. So far this is what I’ve got:

Am I missing anything?

There will definitely be stories for you all when I get back, like for instance, I’m sure getting through security with my bag of sex goodness is going to raise some eyebrows. I’ll do my best to run into celebrities while I’m there and take pictures. Who knows, I might even be able to Twitter while I’m there. But I’m not promising any good details from the actual trip. Those are mine, because remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

Women Watching Porn: The 8th Day Pt 1

The 8th Day – A Review by Lilith and Allison pt 1

It’s always awkward to watch porn with a friend, especially your heterosexual coworker, but whatever, college frat boys can do it, so Lilith & I can do it too. 🙂 I’d noticed that there was a big lack of explanation about this movie, so I thought it’d be best to get someone to watch the thing and explain to you guys why, in fact, this is the most awesome Adam & Eve Pictures DVD this year. (Also, it’s gonna be available on Blu Ray in September, so watch out for that)

Anyway, this movie turned out to be a lot better than I had expectations for. There’s all kinds of kinky sex, hot sex, interracial sex, boring sex, group sex, and non-sex. There’s a really decent story line, believable and kept me intrigued. Over and over again, Lilith & I talked about the high quality of the feature and it’s actors. I almost want to say this was a spoof of the Sci-Fi genre entirely, but I don’t watch a lot of Sci-Fi stuff, except shows like Fringe and Eureka, so I might not be the best person to tell you that this is a good spoof. I’ll let Lilith explain that.

Now, I bring you, the conversation that Lilith and I had during the watching of The 8th Day:

L: What a fancy root menu.

A: I like how in movies people frozen in a cryogenic state come out looking beautiful. Shouldn’t her pubic hair be really long?

A: Perfect brain & muscle functioning too.

L: Kayden Kross has very nice fake boobs.

A: Nice, what’s the first thing you’d do after being in suspended animation for years…let’s do it!

A: Three men locked in a room to watch over her. I bet they were having gay orgies all these years.

L: In the future men wear plastic loincloths, that’s fantastic.

A: Kayden does have a really nice body.

L: Tommy Gunn stop playing with your meat so we can see it.

A: I think he’s uncut. Isn’t it?

A: Was that a real orgasm?

L: You think if she was faking it she’d make a more pleasant face.

A: I really like Tommy Gunn. He knows what he’s doing.

A: How do you think this would be if they all used condoms?

L: I’d be okay with it. I figure once everyone started using condoms we’d all get used to it.

L: I’m glad Kayden’s not overly fake. I hate it when the girls make “o” noises when they’re sucking some dude’s dick. You know they aren’t enjoying it that much.

A & L: Ew…what was that? Why is he vomiting from the mouth?

L: I think that would have been best left for after the sex scene.

A: I really want him to come.

L: Wrap it up B.

A: I think there should be some gay sex in this too. That’d be awesome.

L: Like Brave New World – everyone’s having sex with everyone.

L: I think I get what’s happening. She’s really having sex with some gross thing but we’re seeing her euphoric interpretation of that.

A: Ah, you’re good at this Sci-Fi thing.

A: Are they all dead?

L: Or they fought themselves into submission.

A: Why didn’t they give her pants to wear in the future?

A: Oh, no, we’re watching her pee. Was that necessary?

L: I don’t know why that was essential to the storyline.

A: I don’t know why she had to wipe with her hand. Drip dry!

L: Ooh, look at the CG grass and the skeleton.

A: Well, I figured the skeleton wasn’t real, but the grass looks pretty good.

A: This looks like a Myst scene.

L: I think those S&M people are gonna have sex and Kayden’s gonna watch.

A: She’s a Mistress? What Mistress goes down on her slave boy first?

L: No, slave boy does the work first. If he does it well, he gets rewarded.

A: I think the movie is better generally without the sex. Then again, I’m not really paying attention, are you?

L: No.

L:  The kinky people have been doing this forever, and where’s the Asian slave girl?

A: She’s like that third guy in the icky alien scene from earlier.

A: I think the dick bounce is the most amazing thing guys can do. Gives me penis envy.

A: I’m getting a little nervous with all of the noises. Run away, Kayden, run away!

L: That’s an efficient way to tell time.

A: Tyler Knight looks good with a mohawk

L: I like dreads on guys.

A: Oh look, it’s the “o” noises.

L: Most porn star sex is like “you’re paying me money so I’m gonna stick my penis in here” but occasionally you see it when the actors really are into what they’re doing. That’s always hot.

A: Pick an end Tyler, pick an end.

L: I think we’re about to see the lesbian three way in the desert.

A: I count two.

L: No it’s with Bree Olson and the Cat Chicks.

A: Oh, the backbend scene from the cover of the DVD?

L: Yeah.

A: What’s with the cat noises?

L: Why are they wearing shoes?

A: I told you people are naked in the future except for shoes.

A: Oh OH – Look! Two mouths, one pussy.

L: Lesbian porn bores the shit out of me. Most of it is two girls, one gets off and switch. And some of them don’t even fake it well.

A: Bree’ll get off. She always gets off.

A: I don’t even know who these girls are.

L: That’s Tori Black, but I don’t know the upside down girl is.

A: Are we supposed to believe the body paint is body paint or if it’s embedded into their skin?

L: I don’t know. But Kayden’s liking it.

L: This is what they’d say if they were speaking English….”My vagina!”

A: Or – “Get off that, I wanna suck the pussy!”

L: Here’s the wood dildo. I wish we carried these on the site.

A: I think they were going to, but they were worried our customers would fear the splinters.

L: I can’t believe it’s been 2 hours already.

A: Really?

A: Aww, we gotta change discs?


The 8th Day XXX DVD

The 8th Day XXX DVD

Don’t worry! Lilith will be posting part 2 of our review shortly.

How to Have Sex in a (Public) Bathroom

Over the weekend I heard a great story from a friend about people having sex in the bar’s bathroom. It goes like this:

She was at the bar, it was early-ish, definitely not 11pm yet. My friend heads to the bathroom and there’s a couple outside of it and tell her she probably doesn’t want to go in there. “The toilet is fine, but the bathroom is pretty much not usable.” So my friend opens the door and there’s the bathroom sink in a million pieces on the floor.The couple was charged for a replacement sink and they’ve never been seen in the bar again (according to the bar staff).

Obviously this horny couple didn’t know the basics of How to Have Sex in a Public Bathroom. Or any bathroom really, because that story was followed up with a different friend catching his friends trying to fuck in his bathroom and they dislocated his bathroom sink too.

So here are some key tips on how to have bathroom sex:

1. The sink is the weakest structure in the bathroom – unless it’s got a cabinet with it. But even then the actual sink is a very weak prop. (I heard this from the HGTV channel, so you know it’s true.)

2. If the bathroom has handicap rails by the toilet, use those. They are meant to carry the weight of someone. Feet and hands can be used to prop you up on those.

3. If there are no handicap rails, try to prop yourself in the stall – feet on one wall, back against the other, your partner holding you up too. I mean, you shouldn’t have to do all the work. If you can’t keep yourself up, put a foot on the toilet. It may be nasty, but let’s face it, you’re trying to have sex in a place where people pee and poo, and occasionally throw up.

So phallused partner should pick up and hold the orificed partner up against a wall or cubicle stall. The orificed partner should attempt to keep themselves propped up by said tips above, and position the orifice for penetration. Phallused partner should assist the orificed partner with the repetitive penetration until orgasm is reached or someone comes into the bathroom to interrupt you. (I’m no Lilith, but I think that was a fairly good description.)

Enjoy! And remember safe sex is the best sex, especially when you’re drunk at a bar.

*Please check your local laws before having sex in public. I believe it might be illegal in some places.

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Mm..I can think of some fun things I’d like to do with this anal toy.

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Photos & Summary of the World Beer Festival 2009 #wbf-r

Hey everyone! I hope if you were in the Raleigh, NC area and made it out to the World Beer Festival on Saturday May 2, you had an awesome time! I know we did.

And seriously though, we were there to remind people…use a condom! Sex is fun and awesome and wonderful, but it’s best when you’re using a condom! You’re protecting yourself from STDs, pregnancy, and just plain keeping yourself safe! There’s no excuse to not use a condom if you are not in a committed, long-term relationship (and even then, you can still use them!)  So, go buy a pack of condoms now and have a great night!

Adam & Eve carries over 20 different types of condomslatex free condoms, lubricated condoms, textured condoms, Durex, Lifestyles…and even condom sampler packs!

And don’t forget to check out our photos from the festival!

World Beer Fest Raleigh 2009 #wbf-r

I wanted to just check in with everyone and let them know that @Lilith_Harvey and I both braved (and survived!) 10 hours of beer drinking and promoting safe sex at the World Beer Festival in Raleigh this year. We met a lot of awesome people (one guy took our picture for his Facebook page!) and we drank a lot of great beer.

I would like to thank every brewer that helped us out, but unfortunately their crafts are just too great I can’t remember all of their names. But, if you were at the World Beer Festival and remember seeing me with my box of condoms, leave a comment and I’ll remember to buy your beer next time I’m out drinking. 🙂

Condoms & Beer - yay!

Condoms & Beer - yay!