May You Die Pleasantly.

Ha, I’m all for a good laugh, thus I’ve signed up for the someecards.com newsletter. Honestly, out of all the newsletters I get, this is by far the best.

Every week they send out a new e-card that’s somewhat topical. And well, this week I wasn’t sure whether to be offended or rolfmao.

You decide:

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R.I.P David Carradine.

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Our 10 Most Popular Pics on Flickr!

Did you know Adam & Eve has a Flickr account? We post a lot of our funnier and more interesting pictures there. There’s pictures of Kayden Kross, Bree Olson, random office stuff, our favorite Horny Monkey, and even other porn stars like Randy Spears!

But, according to the people, these are the 10 most popular photos from yesterday:

10. Bree Olson Loves Marshmallows

9. Inflatable Hairy Nut Sack

8. Bree Olson and Her Molded Ass

7. Bree Olson

6. Bree & Kimmi’s Cube

5. Kayden Kross

4. Ashlynn Brooke & Sadie West

3. Alexis Texas Has a Horny Monkey on Her Back!

2. Belladonna’s Extreme Pussy and Ass

1. Kayden Kross Shows of Mr. Limpy!

Photos from Adam & Eve!

Did you know Adam & Eve has a photo gallery on Flickr.com? It’s true!

You can see cubicles, bathrooms and even stuff in the warehouse! There’s photos of Bree Olson and Kayden Kross (naked and dressed) and some funny pictures of what goes on when there isn’t enough work to go around so much work that they need to have a creativity break to get it all done! Anyway, look at what I found!

From the Adam & Eve Flickr Account

From the Adam & Eve Flickr Account

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The Cube

I just have to share this with the world.  About 6 months ago, someone left our department to rejoin the “real world”. Due to some restructuring, the position was never filled and the cube remains empty (which is a damn shame since it’s one of the few with a window).  Over the last few months, it has collected all the random crap that people didn’t have room for.  Just today, I found a large penis with a sturdy handle on the end.  Most notably, it is the current home of two blow-up dolls, Bree Olson Rawhide Hottie and Kimmi.  For the holidays I wrapped the ladies in lights and garland (and almost burned the building down in the process).

They have acquired various pieces of lingerie and naughty accessories as well.

One quiet afternoon, the stillness was broken by the scream of the new housekeeper who went back there to empty the trash and was startled by the cube’s occupants.   There is also a stack of porn, some sporting equipment, various office supplies and a stack of children’s books (your guess is as good as mine on that one).  At this point, if anyone ever moves into that cube, there’s really no chance that they could compare to the awesomeness of the current residents.