Looking for love in small confined spaces?

We’ve all heard the stereotype about women choosing the “bad-boy” over the “good guy” when it comes to dating.  Maybe you’re that kind of woman.  Or maybe you’re a guy who likes your women a little on the crazy side.  Either way, you can’t go wrong with www.meet-an-inmate.com and their inmate connections.

You too can make an incarcerated felon’s day!  They’ll be so excited when they receive your letter.  Not only can your letter provide a connection to the outside world, but it can provide pleasure to your inmate while they read your letter and masturbate in the comfort of their own cell.

Forget all of those phony prison shows on TV – you can find out what it’s really like on the inside.  Share recipes for pruno, find out how to make your very own shank or hear about who dropped the soap last week.

If you manage to find “the one” and make a love connection, imagine the possibilities when your inmate gets paroled!  If you’ve ever had a prison fantasy, now you’ve got your very own expert to help you role play.  Other fun games include “hide the contraband” and “strip search.”

If you’re on the inside and are looking for a penpal (or getaway driver) you can post your own ad on the website for less than the price of a carton of smokes.  Be sure to include a photo and list important things like your occupation before prison, gang affiliation and any haggard prison tattoos that you may have acquired during your stay.

If the prospect of writing letters to felons doesn’t appeal to you, you might want to try Adam & Eve’s “Sentenced” starring Penny Flame or “One Last Ride” with Bree Olson.  Pick up a copy today and get your jailhouse lovin’ on!

Half Naked Thursday Roundup 6/25/09

Welcome to this week’s roundup. I’ve gotten some excellent submissions this week and I’ve found a few I like a lot too. Do you want to participate? Just send me a link to your blog & I’ll add it to our roundup. It generally posts on Thursday afternoon, so your picture will have to be up by noon EST in order to participate! Happy Thursday!!

HNT by Adam & Eve

HNT by Adam & Eve

Miss Kiss This shows off her pjs, and some nice ink too I might add.

Going back a few weeks, I found a nice BBW on Tragic/Beautiful in some sexy lingerie.

On Love & Submission we see knee-high boots make the woman, or does the woman make the knee-high boots?

By far this is the best HNT from a guy I’ve seen in awhile. Thank you nyc.dncr.boy.

Going back to earlier this month, we’ve got to thank Naughty Eliot for a paddle review and an ass-smackingly delicious HNT.

While Camera Play for Couples is generally eye-opening, you’ve got to love their HNT: “Ribbed for Your Pleasure.”

And on a Journey to the Darkside we see what happens when a sub goes bad.

Why Adam & Eve Makes Sex Toys

Fuck me.

Fuck me.

And for more gems of this nature, check out pictureisunrelated.com.

The Best Sex Toy Ever

April 1, 2009 – Adam & Eve (www.adamandeve.com/news), gets in the April Fool’s Day spirit by releasing top-secret and highly classified information regarding their latest invention, and what they call, “The Ultimate Sex Toy.”

Over the last year, Adam & Eve has been working on the “Ultimate Sex Toy” concept and design. Engineers, puppeteers, animators, anthropologists, philosophers, and even psychics have been consulted for help with the design of a sex toy so great, it is sure to win the hearts, minds, and most importantly, genitals, of consumers everywhere. This “Ultimate Sex Toy” design is still in the development phase, but it has been slated to go into production in the fall of 2009, ready to please the masses.

The tagline for the new sex toy, “Stick It In a Hole,” stems from the multitude of uses available in the sex toy. This single toy will include the functions of a male masturbator, dildo, MP3 player, pheromone enhancement, automatic lube applicator, and cigarette lighter. At adamandeve.com/ultimatesextoy, web users can see a three-dimensional diagram and description of the concept and design of the new sex toy.

“Adam & Eve will guarantee everyone’s pleasure with this sex toy, due to the incredible features on it,” says an Adam & Eve spokesperson. “The design team had its work cut out for them with the combination of a contained lube with a flaming lighter. We want to save users the hassle of constant manual lube application, but too much lube will douse the flame on the lighter. You can see our dilemma.”

For more information on the concept and design of the Adam & Eve Ultimate Sex Toy visit: adameve.com/ultimatesextoy.

Fantasy Fuck

Have you ever watched a movie and thought one of the characters was incredibly hot?  Fantasized about playing the role of their romantic interest?  Of course you have.  If you’re like me, you immediately look them up on IMDB to find out all of the other movies you can admire their hotness in.  This is often when the disappointment sets in.  I see all of the pictures of the star on the red carpet, adorned in garments and hairstyles of their own choosing and I’m no longer attracted to the person.  This inspired me to make a top 5 list of fuckable (screw you spell check, fuckable IS a word) characters.  Who are yours?  I’d love to know which imaginary people you would fuck if they actually existed.  They have to be movie/video game/book, etc. characters that turn you on.  Don’t include people who you think are hot no matter what role they are in.

1. Hayden Christensen as Anakin Skywalker in Star Wars

2. Tom Wisdom as Gabriel in Fire & Ice

3. Albel Nox in Star Ocean Till the End of Time

4. Orlando Bloom as Legolas in The Lord of the Rings

5. Stephen Dorff as Deacon Frost in Blade