Sex Position of the Week: What’s Monogamy?

I reviewed a movie last week called Real Wife Stories Vol. 2.  Each scene started with a wife who was unhappy with the married sex life and had sex with someone outside of the marriage.  I found one of the scenes particularly disturbing.  Here’s the scenario:

The wife confronts her husband and tells him that she is his penis is not large enough to satisfy her.  She asks him to allow her to have sex with a larger penis in order to save their marriage.  The husband brings home his well hung coworker (why he knows his coworker’s size is never addressed) for his wife’s enjoyment.  The wife and coworker have sex on the couch while the husband watches.  The husband and wife hold hands while she gets plowed by the coworker.  The wife continuously berates the husband’s manhood while she’s getting fucked, saying things like “I wish you could make me feel this good” and “His cock is so much better than yours”.

I can’t decide whether Priya is a really good actress or if she really hates the guy playing the husband.  In any event, it was a pretty entertaining scene, in a depressing sort of way.

In order to reenact it, you will need a significant other that you despise and a sexually superior acquaintance.  Now engage in sexual activities with the sexy friend while the significant other watches, fully clothed.  Hold hands with the significant other as often as possible, look into their eyes, and berate their sexual abilities in a heartfelt manner.  Continue to do so until explosive orgasm is reached.  When you are satisfied, demand that you be allowed to do this on a regular basis.  Congratulations, you’re a horrible person.

If you’re into MILFs, I suggest this movie instead: Housewives of Amber Lane

Ladies, if you husband isn’t pleasing you, you may want to try a rabbit instead of a coworker