Sex Toys for a Las Vegas Vacation

Las Vegas Sign courtesy of International Circuit

Las Vegas Sign courtesy of International Circuit

Can I coin the word “sexcation” now? Cause that’s what I’m talking about…

I’m about to embark on a fun, exciting, overdue vacation to no other than Sin City itself, Las Vegas. I’m sure I’m not the only one to head west with naughty intentions, but my reasons for going to Las Vegas are quite scandalous. Well, not for some, but for me. You see, before I worked at Adam & Eve I led a very straight & narrow kind of life. Sex was meant for the bed, between two people, and the lights should be dimmed, if not off entirely. Now that I’ve gotten a few years in here, I’ve noticed that my preconceptions about sex and sexuality were completely wrong. You see, sex can be anywhere private, as it’s still illegal to have sex in public, at any time with any number of people you feel comfortable with. And you know what else I’ve learned, I’m sexy. 🙂

And that’s not meant in the vain way. Along with my misconceptions about sex I also lacked any self confidence. I suppose I’m making up for that now, but whatever, it’s overdue. I think each and every person out there has something uniquely awesome about him/herself and everybody should embrace what makes them special.

My awesomeness happens to be having and talking about sex. And when it comes to sex and sex toys and adult movies, I’ll let you know what works for me, as long as you all let me know what works for you. I think if we all work together we can all build a better sex life for America. (I know, cheezy, but get used to it, I’m kind of a deep down romantic) At any time you want to let us know about our sex toys, you can either leave a review on our website or you can hit up our Facebook page and leave us a note on our wall. I really do read them all. Right now I’ve got 173 emails from you all to read. But I’ll get to them, I swear.

But back to the reason for the blog post, I’m going to Las Vegas next weekend. And I still need to pack. So far this is what I’ve got:

Am I missing anything?

There will definitely be stories for you all when I get back, like for instance, I’m sure getting through security with my bag of sex goodness is going to raise some eyebrows. I’ll do my best to run into celebrities while I’m there and take pictures. Who knows, I might even be able to Twitter while I’m there. But I’m not promising any good details from the actual trip. Those are mine, because remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

Women Watching Porn: The 8th Day Pt 2

The 8th Day: A Review by Lilith & Allison pt 2

My general thoughts on The 8th Day –

The 8th Day was fantastic.  The story was entertaining, which is rare for adult movies.  If you cut out the sex, it would still be worth watching.  Amber Rayne is a pretty damn good actress.  The sets and costumes are believable.  The occasional CG elements aren’t very noticeable or distracting.  All in all, the movie is very well done.  But you don’t really care about the production value do you?  You want to know about the sex, right?  Well, there’s sex, lots of it, and it’s pretty damn good as well.  The sex scenes flow in and out of the storyline well.  Even is all their post-apocalyptic grime, the stars look great.  Kayden has an amazing body and is scantily clad for the majority of the movie.  Tyler Knight looks super hot in his dreads.  My only regret after watching the movie is that the Prince had a non-sex role.  I’d love to see that man naked.

You need to see this movie.  It’s really long, so block off an evening, grab some snacks and beer and watch the world end.

And now, a continuation of our commentary.  If you haven’t read pt.1 you should do so before you continue.

A: We didn’t see the backbend!

L: No that must have been a photo thing.

A: I want to hang out with Evan Stone.

L: In my porn version of Adam & Eve, the snake is a man and has sex with Eve.

L: The snake in this has a phat ass.

A: Did you see this girl’s tramp stamp? It’s that eye that’s on the dollar bill.

L: The all seeing eye? That’s my favorite.

A: Then you’ll love this.

A: What? Who? Girls in a mud wrestling pit without the mud?

L: Oh, they’re amusing the Prince. It’s the desert they don’t have the water to spare for the mud.

A: Oh, I think she wants to be purged.

L: Are they purging?

A: Yep they’re purging.

A: I feel sad that the Prince doesn’t actually get to have the sex.

L: He’s got some sweet ass sunglasses though.

A: Oh, that’s like the triple swallow deep throat.

A: I think if I were watching The 8th Day for the sex I’d be down for it.

A: How long do you think his dick is vs how long her mouth is?

L: It’s got to be curving and down her throat by now.

A: And it makes me mad that this is what guys think we can do.

L: Whoa, she’s really skinny.

A: Yeah she is.

L: That’s a lot of ribs.

L: That’s a good quote: “either hole works for me” LOL!

A: I appreciate that the douchebag is trying to get his own in the movie.

L: I don’t appreciate it in real life.

A: Oh, neither do I.

A: I enjoy that this movie has been multiple guys with girls rather than multiple girls.

L: I really don’t like all the spitting in porn.

A: There’s some DP going on!

L: Woohoo!

A: She keeps antagonizing the guys that she needs more than this.

L: How do you need more than DP?

A: I keep forgetting we’re watching an actual movie here.

A: I really like Kayden’s body.

L: Yeah, she’s like a Barbie without the 8ft legs, which is just strange.

L: Are they going to have sex with each other?

A: Yes.

A: I like how she’s wearing the prom dress with boots.

A: The last AEP feature movie I’ve seen was Dinner Party 3, and this is a true jump from the Dinner Party theme.

A: Curse the Linux? What? How did he save them from the Linux.

A: That’s some clever writing.

L: She’s not the favorite anymore, she’s sad.

A: She still gets to wear the combat boots with the prom dress.

A: That’s some long hair.

L: Yeah.

A: Ew, don’t eat the wax.

L: Whoa, this is an acrobatic orgy.

A: 1 2 3 4 5 6 – I count 6.

A: Is he fucking her ass?

L: Yeah.

L: People having sex is funny.

A: Yeah it is.

L: Oh, there’s a new girl.

A: No that’s Amber Rayne.

L: Aw, poor Kayden Kross, you’re dad effed up the world.

A: That’s shitty.

A: OMG Evan Stone’s balls are really saggy.

L: Yeah, they are.

A: Do you have any final thoughts about this movie?

L: I think the world’s gonna blow up.

The 8th Day XXX DVD

The 8th Day XXX DVD

Women Watching Porn: The 8th Day Pt 1

The 8th Day – A Review by Lilith and Allison pt 1

It’s always awkward to watch porn with a friend, especially your heterosexual coworker, but whatever, college frat boys can do it, so Lilith & I can do it too. 🙂 I’d noticed that there was a big lack of explanation about this movie, so I thought it’d be best to get someone to watch the thing and explain to you guys why, in fact, this is the most awesome Adam & Eve Pictures DVD this year. (Also, it’s gonna be available on Blu Ray in September, so watch out for that)

Anyway, this movie turned out to be a lot better than I had expectations for. There’s all kinds of kinky sex, hot sex, interracial sex, boring sex, group sex, and non-sex. There’s a really decent story line, believable and kept me intrigued. Over and over again, Lilith & I talked about the high quality of the feature and it’s actors. I almost want to say this was a spoof of the Sci-Fi genre entirely, but I don’t watch a lot of Sci-Fi stuff, except shows like Fringe and Eureka, so I might not be the best person to tell you that this is a good spoof. I’ll let Lilith explain that.

Now, I bring you, the conversation that Lilith and I had during the watching of The 8th Day:

L: What a fancy root menu.

A: I like how in movies people frozen in a cryogenic state come out looking beautiful. Shouldn’t her pubic hair be really long?

A: Perfect brain & muscle functioning too.

L: Kayden Kross has very nice fake boobs.

A: Nice, what’s the first thing you’d do after being in suspended animation for years…let’s do it!

A: Three men locked in a room to watch over her. I bet they were having gay orgies all these years.

L: In the future men wear plastic loincloths, that’s fantastic.

A: Kayden does have a really nice body.

L: Tommy Gunn stop playing with your meat so we can see it.

A: I think he’s uncut. Isn’t it?

A: Was that a real orgasm?

L: You think if she was faking it she’d make a more pleasant face.

A: I really like Tommy Gunn. He knows what he’s doing.

A: How do you think this would be if they all used condoms?

L: I’d be okay with it. I figure once everyone started using condoms we’d all get used to it.

L: I’m glad Kayden’s not overly fake. I hate it when the girls make “o” noises when they’re sucking some dude’s dick. You know they aren’t enjoying it that much.

A & L: Ew…what was that? Why is he vomiting from the mouth?

L: I think that would have been best left for after the sex scene.

A: I really want him to come.

L: Wrap it up B.

A: I think there should be some gay sex in this too. That’d be awesome.

L: Like Brave New World – everyone’s having sex with everyone.

L: I think I get what’s happening. She’s really having sex with some gross thing but we’re seeing her euphoric interpretation of that.

A: Ah, you’re good at this Sci-Fi thing.

A: Are they all dead?

L: Or they fought themselves into submission.

A: Why didn’t they give her pants to wear in the future?

A: Oh, no, we’re watching her pee. Was that necessary?

L: I don’t know why that was essential to the storyline.

A: I don’t know why she had to wipe with her hand. Drip dry!

L: Ooh, look at the CG grass and the skeleton.

A: Well, I figured the skeleton wasn’t real, but the grass looks pretty good.

A: This looks like a Myst scene.

L: I think those S&M people are gonna have sex and Kayden’s gonna watch.

A: She’s a Mistress? What Mistress goes down on her slave boy first?

L: No, slave boy does the work first. If he does it well, he gets rewarded.

A: I think the movie is better generally without the sex. Then again, I’m not really paying attention, are you?

L: No.

L:  The kinky people have been doing this forever, and where’s the Asian slave girl?

A: She’s like that third guy in the icky alien scene from earlier.

A: I think the dick bounce is the most amazing thing guys can do. Gives me penis envy.

A: I’m getting a little nervous with all of the noises. Run away, Kayden, run away!

L: That’s an efficient way to tell time.

A: Tyler Knight looks good with a mohawk

L: I like dreads on guys.

A: Oh look, it’s the “o” noises.

L: Most porn star sex is like “you’re paying me money so I’m gonna stick my penis in here” but occasionally you see it when the actors really are into what they’re doing. That’s always hot.

A: Pick an end Tyler, pick an end.

L: I think we’re about to see the lesbian three way in the desert.

A: I count two.

L: No it’s with Bree Olson and the Cat Chicks.

A: Oh, the backbend scene from the cover of the DVD?

L: Yeah.

A: What’s with the cat noises?

L: Why are they wearing shoes?

A: I told you people are naked in the future except for shoes.

A: Oh OH – Look! Two mouths, one pussy.

L: Lesbian porn bores the shit out of me. Most of it is two girls, one gets off and switch. And some of them don’t even fake it well.

A: Bree’ll get off. She always gets off.

A: I don’t even know who these girls are.

L: That’s Tori Black, but I don’t know the upside down girl is.

A: Are we supposed to believe the body paint is body paint or if it’s embedded into their skin?

L: I don’t know. But Kayden’s liking it.

L: This is what they’d say if they were speaking English….”My vagina!”

A: Or – “Get off that, I wanna suck the pussy!”

L: Here’s the wood dildo. I wish we carried these on the site.

A: I think they were going to, but they were worried our customers would fear the splinters.

L: I can’t believe it’s been 2 hours already.

A: Really?

A: Aww, we gotta change discs?


The 8th Day XXX DVD

The 8th Day XXX DVD

Don’t worry! Lilith will be posting part 2 of our review shortly.

Do Women Prefer Money to Sex?

According to a survey done by America Online in New York,  they asked 3,500 women “Would you rather have $50 a week or more sex every week?” and an overwhelming number of respondents chose the money.

Initial problem with this survey – they asked women. I’d be very curious to see the men’s reaction to the question. Not only whether the majority of men would rather have $50 or sex, but more interestingly, how long does it take them to get to that answer?

But back to the survey they did; with the number of sex toys available and made specifically for women, I can’t deny that I’d probably choose the $50 a week. Unless they told me I couldn’t even have sex with myself, in which case, I’d choose the sex. But how would the survey team know if I was having sex by myself? Hm…

However, most journalists are going to tell you this is to blame on the economy, which is probably more true than the sex toy hypothesis. $50 a week can feed me. $50 a week can buy me gas to get to work. $50 a week can buy a lot of sex toys.

What would you buy with an extra $50 a week?

Pirates Adult DVD

Pirates Adult DVD

5 Tips on How to Have Sex with a Bad Back

Carmen Luvana in Eden

Carmen Luvana in Eden

So, if you follow me on Twitter you probably know that I have a bad back. A few years back I threw my back out, doing nothing very interesting, and now I remember it every time I have sex. Well, not every time, but about half of the time, and now I have to go to the chiropractor after every really good romp in the sack. And well, I think maybe because I work here or maybe it’s just in my DNA, but I’m very open about my life and now I want to share with you some tips I’ve learned from various PTs and chiropractors and Internet searches on how to get some good sex without breaking your back.

Quick note: My back problem is a herniation of my L5, which is very common for those of us with desk jobs. These suggestions can help, but they are not a guarantee and I take no responsibility if you try or don’t try any of these positions and they make your sex life or back worse. However if things go good, that was all me. 🙂

  1. First off, stay relaxed. Being tight in the back will strain your muscles and possibly re-injure your back. In all of these positions, remember to stay relaxed. Okay?
  2. If the missionary position hurts, try using a pillow or inflatable sex toy up under the curve of your back. This will arch your back more and take off some of the stress. In general, most positions that arch your back are good.
  3. The position where the person with the bad back is laying with her knees by her ears is a bad position. Positions where the back is stretched out will be the worst for a person with a herniated disk. This also includes Doggy Style, however, if you arch your back and don’t bend over a whole bunch, this position can be really, really satisfying!
  4. If cowgirl hurts, try leaning forward on your arms & elbows and riding that way.  Bouncing can compress your disks and cause more pain, the forward lean and rock motion helps relieve the pressure.
  5. And a position I have never tried, but recommends, lying on your stomach. I would feel like a dead fish in bed doing this, but I imagine there’s a way to make it sexy. Try it out, let me know.

So there you go. These are just some of the tips that I’ve learned in the course of my back recovery, because believe me, I know back pain is some of the worst pain there is out there. I hope this helps!

Have fun sexing!

Parodies: They’re not just for porn anymore…

I’m in the process of writing and creating the best spoof music video of all time. Well, maybe not all time, but it’s gonna be close! And I was doing some research for other music videos, you know, to get a basic idea of the competition out there, and found that they all lack. Ours will pick up the pieces where these left off. We’ll have ladies and rappers and pimp cups galore! Until then, sit back, and watch famous “musicians” copy other “musicians.” I mean, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, right?

Travis covers “Baby One More Time” – by far the best version of this song, ever.

The All-American Rejects Cover “Womanizer” – I just liked this cause that guy is HOT!

Chris Daughtry (w00t NC!) covers “Poker Face”

What a Woman Thinks While Watching Porn: Bree Exposed

After the good feedback that I got from the last time I posted about some porn I watched, I thought I’d try out this new title on – Bree Exposed. And for awhile it’s $5 off at the site.

Bree Exposed

Already, I like the music. It reminds me of an old Lifetime Movie montage of music. And actually, I’m really excited to see Bree on film. I’ve never seen her fuck before, but I hear it’s pretty good.

Lots of lady exposure so we can all see the hot ladies and learn their names.

Scene 1: Bree Olson & Anthony Rosano on a white couch. I think hes gonna watch for a bit as she gets herself off. I’m okay with that. Here we go Bree!

  • Damn her breasts are huge. I’d love to have tits like that.
  • Why can I only hear music? Oh, here come the moans. Yeah, get your hand up in that pussy man.
  • Oh this guy is hot. Good chest, interesting bling, and a huge fucking dick. Nice choice Bree.
  • Titty fucking is an interesting subject. I mean mine aren’t big enough so it’s almost damn painful to squish them together to get enough around a cock and well, really is it that much fun?
  • Straight into doggy style. It’s so amazingly hot to watch Bree fuck him doggy style. Yeah, she fucks him.
  • People talk about how Bree puts on a “childlike voice” when she talks in bed, but honestly, so far it just sounds like her normal voice, but maybe a little higher in pitch. I think it’s kinda hot actually.
  • Lots of foot fetishness going on in this scene. I need a pedicure.
  • Damn her tits are awesome. They just keep bouncing nicely no matter what angle she’s in.
  • I wonder who gets to clean up the white couch they’re fucking on.
  • This is great, Bree’s teaching me so much to say while in bed. “Fuck that pussy properly,” that’s a good one.
  • Ok, now this is getting comical. His face, her screams – just a little too much folks. I don’t believe Reverse Cowgirl is THAT good.
  • Get this man a towel, he’s sweating everywhere.
  • And then he comes all over her feet & she sucks it off. Nice.

Scene 2 – Hot brunette, Missy Stone does a nice strip tease before she joins Mick Blue so he can fuck her silly on that red couch.

  • I’m amazed she can take so much of that thick cock in her mouth.
  • Ooh, one of my favorite positions – on top, on his lap, facing him, using the back of the couch as leverage.
  • I’m pretty sure I can see how tight she is by the way she’s riding him on the couch. I’m also pretty sure that whole body clench thing was a real orgasm.
  • Ooh, Mick’s uncircumcised. But she’s still bald.
  • Damn she’s juicy, I’ll forgive her most everything else cause she’s absolutely soaking wet.
  • Mm, fuck…he’s got her leg all hiked up way out of the way so we can see, but I’m thinking that feels pretty damn good too.
  • I think maybe she’s a squirter. There’s no way she can still be this wet, right?
  • And wow, this makes me possibly want to try anal sex. She obviously doesn’t look like a pro at it, and I can’t help but think that she really is enjoying this. Maybe I’ll start with something smaller than this guy’s dick.
  • I really want to see her get DP’d.
  • He has now successfully fucked every one of her holes. And I think he’s going back for seconds!
  • Oh this girl is a pretzel, she’s contorted herself into…whoa, 3rd orgasm people.

Scene 3Ava Rose, god I love her curvy hips, waits for Charlie Lane to fuck her right with a dildo.

  • It’s not really necessary for porn stars to wear bras I guess. I’m not sure why they wear underwear either.
  • What’s with the pubic soul patch?
  • Quickest orgasm I’ve seen…Ava must know what she’s doing.
  • Charlie doesn’t seem as good at pleasing her lady like Ava was. Not sure if either is really bi, but Ava plays the part better.
  • I want a glass dildo like that.
  • Charlie is bent over in what appears to be the most uncomfortable position ever. And she’s been holding it for awhile now, so I can only imagine how badly her back and legs hurt.
  • That’s it, swirl the dildo around her pussy nice and slow. Tease it all over.
  • At least Ava chose a more appropriate position – one leg over the arm chair.
  • How come the girls keep sharing the chair? Is that all we could afford. Oh, well that’s interesting, Charlie just shoved the vibe up Ava’s ass.
  • Oh wait, no. It’s just up her pussy.
  • I really don’t think this Charlie girl knows how to operate a vibrator correctly.
  • Watching Ava fuck Charlie with this glass dildo the second time around is sooo much hotter than it was the first time. I’m pretty sure that Charlie really came.
  • Ahaha! I do know that dildo. It’s either this or that!

Scene 4Bree Olson rides again. This time with Tommy Gunn. Mm…Tommy Gunn.

  • I’ve never noticed until now, but Bree’s got a pretty big, plump ass too.
  • And her pussy is rather plump too.
  • And she’s an expert cock sucker.
  • I love that Tommy knows how to use props.  Way to improvise with your belt.
  • Bree’s moaning and talking is really getting me hot. Or maybe it’s Tommy fucking her with that massive huge cock. I’m not sure, but this is really hitting the spot.
  • “Oh my fucking shit” – this is my new favorite quote.
  • I really think Bree’s having trouble keeping up with Tommy. Like, he actually has too much dick for her to handle.
  • Tommy still has his sunglasses on. I guess his future’s so bright, he’s gotta wear shades.
  • Holy shit, I have no more words. This is the hottest fucking I have seen on DVD.

Scene 5Jenny Hendrix finishes things up with Danny Mountain – in bed.

  • I’m being distracted by Jenny’s lipstick. It’s now all over the place and the scene just started.
  • I think he’s trying to fist her, I can’t tell how many fingers he’s got inside her now.
  • More foot loving fun. I love that he just kissed up her leg like that. Mental note, I want more of that in the bedroom.
  • Ok, good. Let’s see his cock and what he’s working with. Oh nice. Bouncy.
  • Now, I don’t have a penis, but Jenny looks like an expert dick sucker…and Danny agrees.
  • I see why Reverse Cowgirl is great for the camera. Watching his whole cock fill her pussy is truly a turn on.  I’m not actually sure how she’s able to take all of him.
  • I think her hair is fake.
  • Holy shit. He’s got his hand tight on her clit while he fucks her pussy hard. Oh that is absolutely fucking hot.
  • How does one practice the cowgirl style if she doesn’t have a phallused partner?
  • There is a lot of excellent fucking going on right now. I just have nothing to say, cause I’m so turned on right now.

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