Why a masturbator is better than a woman

1.  They don’t go shopping

2.  They always want sex

3.  A stroker won’t get mad if you use another stroker

4.  A masturbator will give you anal sex whenever you want it

5.  They’re cheaper than a trip to the movies for two

6.  You don’t have to buy a masturbator gifts

7.  With a love doll as your passenger, you can use the carpool lane

8.  A stroker won’t get mad if you want to watch porn during sex

9.  You don’t have to cuddle with a masturbator when you’re done

10.  Realistic masturbators are the closest you’re ever going to get to sex with a porn star