Women Watching Porn: The 8th Day Pt 2

The 8th Day: A Review by Lilith & Allison pt 2

My general thoughts on The 8th Day –

The 8th Day was fantastic.  The story was entertaining, which is rare for adult movies.  If you cut out the sex, it would still be worth watching.  Amber Rayne is a pretty damn good actress.  The sets and costumes are believable.  The occasional CG elements aren’t very noticeable or distracting.  All in all, the movie is very well done.  But you don’t really care about the production value do you?  You want to know about the sex, right?  Well, there’s sex, lots of it, and it’s pretty damn good as well.  The sex scenes flow in and out of the storyline well.  Even is all their post-apocalyptic grime, the stars look great.  Kayden has an amazing body and is scantily clad for the majority of the movie.  Tyler Knight looks super hot in his dreads.  My only regret after watching the movie is that the Prince had a non-sex role.  I’d love to see that man naked.

You need to see this movie.  It’s really long, so block off an evening, grab some snacks and beer and watch the world end.

And now, a continuation of our commentary.  If you haven’t read pt.1 you should do so before you continue.

A: We didn’t see the backbend!

L: No that must have been a photo thing.

A: I want to hang out with Evan Stone.

L: In my porn version of Adam & Eve, the snake is a man and has sex with Eve.

L: The snake in this has a phat ass.

A: Did you see this girl’s tramp stamp? It’s that eye that’s on the dollar bill.

L: The all seeing eye? That’s my favorite.

A: Then you’ll love this.

A: What? Who? Girls in a mud wrestling pit without the mud?

L: Oh, they’re amusing the Prince. It’s the desert they don’t have the water to spare for the mud.

A: Oh, I think she wants to be purged.

L: Are they purging?

A: Yep they’re purging.

A: I feel sad that the Prince doesn’t actually get to have the sex.

L: He’s got some sweet ass sunglasses though.

A: Oh, that’s like the triple swallow deep throat.

A: I think if I were watching The 8th Day for the sex I’d be down for it.

A: How long do you think his dick is vs how long her mouth is?

L: It’s got to be curving and down her throat by now.

A: And it makes me mad that this is what guys think we can do.

L: Whoa, she’s really skinny.

A: Yeah she is.

L: That’s a lot of ribs.

L: That’s a good quote: “either hole works for me” LOL!

A: I appreciate that the douchebag is trying to get his own in the movie.

L: I don’t appreciate it in real life.

A: Oh, neither do I.

A: I enjoy that this movie has been multiple guys with girls rather than multiple girls.

L: I really don’t like all the spitting in porn.

A: There’s some DP going on!

L: Woohoo!

A: She keeps antagonizing the guys that she needs more than this.

L: How do you need more than DP?

A: I keep forgetting we’re watching an actual movie here.

A: I really like Kayden’s body.

L: Yeah, she’s like a Barbie without the 8ft legs, which is just strange.

L: Are they going to have sex with each other?

A: Yes.

A: I like how she’s wearing the prom dress with boots.

A: The last AEP feature movie I’ve seen was Dinner Party 3, and this is a true jump from the Dinner Party theme.

A: Curse the Linux? What? How did he save them from the Linux.

A: That’s some clever writing.

L: She’s not the favorite anymore, she’s sad.

A: She still gets to wear the combat boots with the prom dress.

A: That’s some long hair.

L: Yeah.

A: Ew, don’t eat the wax.

L: Whoa, this is an acrobatic orgy.

A: 1 2 3 4 5 6 – I count 6.

A: Is he fucking her ass?

L: Yeah.

L: People having sex is funny.

A: Yeah it is.

L: Oh, there’s a new girl.

A: No that’s Amber Rayne.

L: Aw, poor Kayden Kross, you’re dad effed up the world.

A: That’s shitty.

A: OMG Evan Stone’s balls are really saggy.

L: Yeah, they are.

A: Do you have any final thoughts about this movie?

L: I think the world’s gonna blow up.

The 8th Day XXX DVD

The 8th Day XXX DVD

Women Watching Porn: The 8th Day Pt 1

The 8th Day – A Review by Lilith and Allison pt 1

It’s always awkward to watch porn with a friend, especially your heterosexual coworker, but whatever, college frat boys can do it, so Lilith & I can do it too. 🙂 I’d noticed that there was a big lack of explanation about this movie, so I thought it’d be best to get someone to watch the thing and explain to you guys why, in fact, this is the most awesome Adam & Eve Pictures DVD this year. (Also, it’s gonna be available on Blu Ray in September, so watch out for that)

Anyway, this movie turned out to be a lot better than I had expectations for. There’s all kinds of kinky sex, hot sex, interracial sex, boring sex, group sex, and non-sex. There’s a really decent story line, believable and kept me intrigued. Over and over again, Lilith & I talked about the high quality of the feature and it’s actors. I almost want to say this was a spoof of the Sci-Fi genre entirely, but I don’t watch a lot of Sci-Fi stuff, except shows like Fringe and Eureka, so I might not be the best person to tell you that this is a good spoof. I’ll let Lilith explain that.

Now, I bring you, the conversation that Lilith and I had during the watching of The 8th Day:

L: What a fancy root menu.

A: I like how in movies people frozen in a cryogenic state come out looking beautiful. Shouldn’t her pubic hair be really long?

A: Perfect brain & muscle functioning too.

L: Kayden Kross has very nice fake boobs.

A: Nice, what’s the first thing you’d do after being in suspended animation for years…let’s do it!

A: Three men locked in a room to watch over her. I bet they were having gay orgies all these years.

L: In the future men wear plastic loincloths, that’s fantastic.

A: Kayden does have a really nice body.

L: Tommy Gunn stop playing with your meat so we can see it.

A: I think he’s uncut. Isn’t it?

A: Was that a real orgasm?

L: You think if she was faking it she’d make a more pleasant face.

A: I really like Tommy Gunn. He knows what he’s doing.

A: How do you think this would be if they all used condoms?

L: I’d be okay with it. I figure once everyone started using condoms we’d all get used to it.

L: I’m glad Kayden’s not overly fake. I hate it when the girls make “o” noises when they’re sucking some dude’s dick. You know they aren’t enjoying it that much.

A & L: Ew…what was that? Why is he vomiting from the mouth?

L: I think that would have been best left for after the sex scene.

A: I really want him to come.

L: Wrap it up B.

A: I think there should be some gay sex in this too. That’d be awesome.

L: Like Brave New World – everyone’s having sex with everyone.

L: I think I get what’s happening. She’s really having sex with some gross thing but we’re seeing her euphoric interpretation of that.

A: Ah, you’re good at this Sci-Fi thing.

A: Are they all dead?

L: Or they fought themselves into submission.

A: Why didn’t they give her pants to wear in the future?

A: Oh, no, we’re watching her pee. Was that necessary?

L: I don’t know why that was essential to the storyline.

A: I don’t know why she had to wipe with her hand. Drip dry!

L: Ooh, look at the CG grass and the skeleton.

A: Well, I figured the skeleton wasn’t real, but the grass looks pretty good.

A: This looks like a Myst scene.

L: I think those S&M people are gonna have sex and Kayden’s gonna watch.

A: She’s a Mistress? What Mistress goes down on her slave boy first?

L: No, slave boy does the work first. If he does it well, he gets rewarded.

A: I think the movie is better generally without the sex. Then again, I’m not really paying attention, are you?

L: No.

L:  The kinky people have been doing this forever, and where’s the Asian slave girl?

A: She’s like that third guy in the icky alien scene from earlier.

A: I think the dick bounce is the most amazing thing guys can do. Gives me penis envy.

A: I’m getting a little nervous with all of the noises. Run away, Kayden, run away!

L: That’s an efficient way to tell time.

A: Tyler Knight looks good with a mohawk

L: I like dreads on guys.

A: Oh look, it’s the “o” noises.

L: Most porn star sex is like “you’re paying me money so I’m gonna stick my penis in here” but occasionally you see it when the actors really are into what they’re doing. That’s always hot.

A: Pick an end Tyler, pick an end.

L: I think we’re about to see the lesbian three way in the desert.

A: I count two.

L: No it’s with Bree Olson and the Cat Chicks.

A: Oh, the backbend scene from the cover of the DVD?

L: Yeah.

A: What’s with the cat noises?

L: Why are they wearing shoes?

A: I told you people are naked in the future except for shoes.

A: Oh OH – Look! Two mouths, one pussy.

L: Lesbian porn bores the shit out of me. Most of it is two girls, one gets off and switch. And some of them don’t even fake it well.

A: Bree’ll get off. She always gets off.

A: I don’t even know who these girls are.

L: That’s Tori Black, but I don’t know the upside down girl is.

A: Are we supposed to believe the body paint is body paint or if it’s embedded into their skin?

L: I don’t know. But Kayden’s liking it.

L: This is what they’d say if they were speaking English….”My vagina!”

A: Or – “Get off that, I wanna suck the pussy!”

L: Here’s the wood dildo. I wish we carried these on the site.

A: I think they were going to, but they were worried our customers would fear the splinters.

L: I can’t believe it’s been 2 hours already.

A: Really?

A: Aww, we gotta change discs?

INTERMISSION

The 8th Day XXX DVD

The 8th Day XXX DVD

Don’t worry! Lilith will be posting part 2 of our review shortly.

Sneak Peek at The 8th Day DVD Box Art

I was wandering through the halls at work today, and stopped in to see our producer MAC in order to share some more of my awesome ideas for movies (like “The Twatterer” and “Big Brother XXX” to name a few) I saw on her desk a few copies of The 8th Day starring Kayden Kross and Bree Olson. It’s gonna be a huge hit – I mean apocalyptic sex?! Basically shit happens on Earth, and almost everyone dies. But those who don’t die in the terrible ending of most of mankind have to start over again, and you know, repopulate the world…along with just living together too.

Apparently the movie was so awesome to make that they had to put it on 2 DVDs. I mean, it’s like 4.5 hours just for the movie! There’s tons of extras – including a Behind the Scenes film that Kayden took. We had it up on YouTube for a bit, until they took down cause of all the nudity. 😦

It should be good. And I say it’s gonna sweep the AVN Awards in 2010. I’m calling it now.

And you can watch the softcore YouTube trailer too:

80 Sex Toys You’ve (Most Likely) Never Heard Of

In honor of the huge summer sale going on over at AdamEve.com I thought I’d bring you 80 sex toys and other stuff we carry, that you probably haven’t heard of before. Why 80? Because stuff is up to 80% off, that’s why.

  1. Taffy Tickler Silicone Sugar Glass Dildo
  2. 9″ Slender Pleaser Vibrator
  3. Lure Unisex Pheromone Cologne
  4. Screw My Wife Please 65 DVD
  5. Taylor’s Talking Love Mouth
  6. Flower Tucci’s Squirting Pussy
  7. All Dressed Up DVD
  8. April Flores’ Voluptuous Cyberskin Pussy
  9. Shot Glasses DVD
  10. Invisible Adonis Pouch
  11. O! Game Of Outrageous Orgasms
  12. Hustler’s Coming Of Age DVD
  13. Eden Hummingbird Blossom Vibrator
  14. Best Of Historic Erotic Vol. 2 DVD
  15. Qteeze Vibrator
  16. Passion Tip Vibrator
  17. Being Jenna DVD
  18. L.A. Girls Love Big Cocks DVD
  19. Adam & Eve Cherry Glitter Dream Dildo
  20. The Pussy Pump Plus
  21. The Voyeur In Me DVD
  22. Rabbit Pearl Ultra Vibrator
  23. Triple Play Vibrator
  24. Interlude II Vibrator & Sleeve
  25. All About Ashlynn Vol. 2 DVD
  26. Sentenced DVD
  27. 7X Dual Pleasure Starfish
  28. Glow In The Dark Reversible Sleeve
  29. Astro Ride Vibe
  30. The Price Of Lust DVD
  31. The Bitch Vibrator
  32. Lady Bug Tickler
  33. Alektra-Fied DVD
  34. Wet Platinum Glide
  35. Cock-Pit Stroker
  36. Cyberskin Stroker With Handle
  37. Reversible Sleeve
  38. Asstravaganza 9 DVD
  39. Crystal Stroker
  40. Eden Darling Dolphin
  41. Crazy 4 Cougars DVD
  42. Illuminate Her Strobing Anal Balls
  43. Asstravaganza 10 DVD
  44. Oui Personal Pleasure Massager
  45. Jack-Off Pump
  46. Big Tit 4 Pack DVD Set
  47. Bondage Bar
  48. Falcon Anal Balls
  49. ID Moments 9.5 oz Lubricant
  50. Grip-N-Stroke Masturbator
  51. Eden Secluded Pleasures Kit
  52. What Gets You Off 4 DVD
  53. Pink Velvet G-Spot Vibrator
  54. The Cougar Hunter DVD
  55. Adam & Eve Waver Rabbit Vibrator
  56. Double Beaded Ultimate BJ Stroker
  57. Vibrating “O” Plus
  58. Adam & Eve Dick Plumper Cream
  59. Adam & Eve Anal Teaser Vibrator
  60. Big Man Masturbator
  61. Cyberskin 4″ Penis Extension
  62. Adam & Eve Pink Pucker Ass Stroker
  63. Invisi-Rider Enhancer
  64. Adam & Eve Do Me Ducky Vibrator
  65. Bottoms Up Silicone “Please My P-Spot”
  66. She Licks Girls Vol. 3 DVD
  67. Max Enhance Breast Cream
  68. Billionaire 2 DVD
  69. Taste My Lips DVD
  70. Bleached To The Bone 2 DVD
  71. Top 40 Adult Star Collection 2 DVD
  72. I Love Em Young 2 DVD
  73. Fresh & Young DVD 5-pack
  74. Wild Cherry Lubricant
  75. Adam & Eve Fantasy Dance Pole Kit
  76. Lovrub Female Sexual Enhancement Gel
  77. Lovrub Male Sexual Enhancement Gel
  78. Blowguard with Vibrator
  79. Ultimate Frixion Lubricant
  80. School Girl Stroker & DVD

What a Woman Thinks While Watching Porn: Bree Exposed

After the good feedback that I got from the last time I posted about some porn I watched, I thought I’d try out this new title on AdamEve.com – Bree Exposed. And for awhile it’s $5 off at the site.

Bree Exposed

Already, I like the music. It reminds me of an old Lifetime Movie montage of music. And actually, I’m really excited to see Bree on film. I’ve never seen her fuck before, but I hear it’s pretty good.

Lots of lady exposure so we can all see the hot ladies and learn their names.

Scene 1: Bree Olson & Anthony Rosano on a white couch. I think hes gonna watch for a bit as she gets herself off. I’m okay with that. Here we go Bree!

  • Damn her breasts are huge. I’d love to have tits like that.
  • Why can I only hear music? Oh, here come the moans. Yeah, get your hand up in that pussy man.
  • Oh this guy is hot. Good chest, interesting bling, and a huge fucking dick. Nice choice Bree.
  • Titty fucking is an interesting subject. I mean mine aren’t big enough so it’s almost damn painful to squish them together to get enough around a cock and well, really is it that much fun?
  • Straight into doggy style. It’s so amazingly hot to watch Bree fuck him doggy style. Yeah, she fucks him.
  • People talk about how Bree puts on a “childlike voice” when she talks in bed, but honestly, so far it just sounds like her normal voice, but maybe a little higher in pitch. I think it’s kinda hot actually.
  • Lots of foot fetishness going on in this scene. I need a pedicure.
  • Damn her tits are awesome. They just keep bouncing nicely no matter what angle she’s in.
  • I wonder who gets to clean up the white couch they’re fucking on.
  • This is great, Bree’s teaching me so much to say while in bed. “Fuck that pussy properly,” that’s a good one.
  • Ok, now this is getting comical. His face, her screams – just a little too much folks. I don’t believe Reverse Cowgirl is THAT good.
  • Get this man a towel, he’s sweating everywhere.
  • And then he comes all over her feet & she sucks it off. Nice.

Scene 2 – Hot brunette, Missy Stone does a nice strip tease before she joins Mick Blue so he can fuck her silly on that red couch.

  • I’m amazed she can take so much of that thick cock in her mouth.
  • Ooh, one of my favorite positions – on top, on his lap, facing him, using the back of the couch as leverage.
  • I’m pretty sure I can see how tight she is by the way she’s riding him on the couch. I’m also pretty sure that whole body clench thing was a real orgasm.
  • Ooh, Mick’s uncircumcised. But she’s still bald.
  • Damn she’s juicy, I’ll forgive her most everything else cause she’s absolutely soaking wet.
  • Mm, fuck…he’s got her leg all hiked up way out of the way so we can see, but I’m thinking that feels pretty damn good too.
  • I think maybe she’s a squirter. There’s no way she can still be this wet, right?
  • And wow, this makes me possibly want to try anal sex. She obviously doesn’t look like a pro at it, and I can’t help but think that she really is enjoying this. Maybe I’ll start with something smaller than this guy’s dick.
  • I really want to see her get DP’d.
  • He has now successfully fucked every one of her holes. And I think he’s going back for seconds!
  • Oh this girl is a pretzel, she’s contorted herself into…whoa, 3rd orgasm people.

Scene 3Ava Rose, god I love her curvy hips, waits for Charlie Lane to fuck her right with a dildo.

  • It’s not really necessary for porn stars to wear bras I guess. I’m not sure why they wear underwear either.
  • What’s with the pubic soul patch?
  • Quickest orgasm I’ve seen…Ava must know what she’s doing.
  • Charlie doesn’t seem as good at pleasing her lady like Ava was. Not sure if either is really bi, but Ava plays the part better.
  • I want a glass dildo like that.
  • Charlie is bent over in what appears to be the most uncomfortable position ever. And she’s been holding it for awhile now, so I can only imagine how badly her back and legs hurt.
  • That’s it, swirl the dildo around her pussy nice and slow. Tease it all over.
  • At least Ava chose a more appropriate position – one leg over the arm chair.
  • How come the girls keep sharing the chair? Is that all we could afford. Oh, well that’s interesting, Charlie just shoved the vibe up Ava’s ass.
  • Oh wait, no. It’s just up her pussy.
  • I really don’t think this Charlie girl knows how to operate a vibrator correctly.
  • Watching Ava fuck Charlie with this glass dildo the second time around is sooo much hotter than it was the first time. I’m pretty sure that Charlie really came.
  • Ahaha! I do know that dildo. It’s either this or that!

Scene 4Bree Olson rides again. This time with Tommy Gunn. Mm…Tommy Gunn.

  • I’ve never noticed until now, but Bree’s got a pretty big, plump ass too.
  • And her pussy is rather plump too.
  • And she’s an expert cock sucker.
  • I love that Tommy knows how to use props.  Way to improvise with your belt.
  • Bree’s moaning and talking is really getting me hot. Or maybe it’s Tommy fucking her with that massive huge cock. I’m not sure, but this is really hitting the spot.
  • “Oh my fucking shit” – this is my new favorite quote.
  • I really think Bree’s having trouble keeping up with Tommy. Like, he actually has too much dick for her to handle.
  • Tommy still has his sunglasses on. I guess his future’s so bright, he’s gotta wear shades.
  • Holy shit, I have no more words. This is the hottest fucking I have seen on DVD.

Scene 5Jenny Hendrix finishes things up with Danny Mountain – in bed.

  • I’m being distracted by Jenny’s lipstick. It’s now all over the place and the scene just started.
  • I think he’s trying to fist her, I can’t tell how many fingers he’s got inside her now.
  • More foot loving fun. I love that he just kissed up her leg like that. Mental note, I want more of that in the bedroom.
  • Ok, good. Let’s see his cock and what he’s working with. Oh nice. Bouncy.
  • Now, I don’t have a penis, but Jenny looks like an expert dick sucker…and Danny agrees.
  • I see why Reverse Cowgirl is great for the camera. Watching his whole cock fill her pussy is truly a turn on.  I’m not actually sure how she’s able to take all of him.
  • I think her hair is fake.
  • Holy shit. He’s got his hand tight on her clit while he fucks her pussy hard. Oh that is absolutely fucking hot.
  • How does one practice the cowgirl style if she doesn’t have a phallused partner?
  • There is a lot of excellent fucking going on right now. I just have nothing to say, cause I’m so turned on right now.

Image Courtesy of AdamEve.com

Image Courtesy of AdamEve.com

BTS Pictures from ‘Flight Attendants XXX’

These glorious shots of the hottest women (and men!) in uniforms are brought to us by Industrybyrick. These are only a small sample from the plethora of goodness he provided me. Some were just too explicit for me to post!!

I can’t wait until this movie is out! With stars like Eva Angelina, Shyla Stylez, Kayden Kross, Lexi Love, Teagan Presley, Sunny Lane, Michelle Maylene, Misty Stone, Eric Swiss, Evan Stone, and Dino Bradley – whoops, I may have just come a little thinking about them…

Top 5 Adult Movie Categories

Here we are folks, the top 5 top selling adult DVD categories on the Adam & Eve website:

5. How To – I’m glad to know we’re helping you out!

4. Couples – It can be anything from Amateur to a Feature, as long as it’s just one couple at a time.

3. Features – Do you like plots? Cinematography? A screenplay? This is for you.

2. Comps – All sex. Hours and hours of it. As Lionel says, this category can go “All Night Long”

1. Lesbian – Does it get hotter than “Bree & Sasha?”

Bree Loves Sasha

Bree Loves Sasha