Sex Position of the Week: Bridge the Gap

This week’s sex position was inspired by The 8th Day.  A phallus free version of this position is preformed by Bree Olson, Tori Black and Poppy Morgan.

Bridge the Gap

Bridge the Gap

In order for this position to be a success, the partner with the willing orifice needs to have a flexible back and relatively strong appendages.  They should assume a standard backbend position.  One phallused partner penetrates the mouth while the other enters an orifice in the nether region.  Thrusting should be kept to a minimum in order to avoid back injuries.

Want to be the phallused partner but don’t have a penis? No problem. That’s what strap-ons are for.

Having trouble achieving an adequate level of lubrication in your willing orifice? Lube it up!

Not interested in procreating or contracting embarrassing diseases? Wrap it up!

Sex Position of the Week: Sofa Sex

This week’s position is fantastic for woman who enjoy clitoral stimulation during sex (and really, what woman doesn’t?).  It’s also great for multitasking sex and television watching.

Sofa Sex

Sofa Sex

The position is achieved when the phallused partner sits on a sofa in the regular, upright position.   The Partner with the willing, well lubricated orifice mounts the phallus in such a way that both partners are facing each other. The partners can now kiss, grind, and bounce until satisfied.

Want to be the phallused partner but don’t have a penis? No problem. That’s what strap-ons are for.

Having trouble achieving an adequate level of lubrication in your willing orifice? Lube it up!

Not interested in procreating or contracting embarrassing diseases? Wrap it up!

5 Tips on How to Have Sex with a Bad Back

Carmen Luvana in Eden

Carmen Luvana in Eden

So, if you follow me on Twitter you probably know that I have a bad back. A few years back I threw my back out, doing nothing very interesting, and now I remember it every time I have sex. Well, not every time, but about half of the time, and now I have to go to the chiropractor after every really good romp in the sack. And well, I think maybe because I work here or maybe it’s just in my DNA, but I’m very open about my life and now I want to share with you some tips I’ve learned from various PTs and chiropractors and Internet searches on how to get some good sex without breaking your back.

Quick note: My back problem is a herniation of my L5, which is very common for those of us with desk jobs. These suggestions can help, but they are not a guarantee and I take no responsibility if you try or don’t try any of these positions and they make your sex life or back worse. However if things go good, that was all me. 🙂

  1. First off, stay relaxed. Being tight in the back will strain your muscles and possibly re-injure your back. In all of these positions, remember to stay relaxed. Okay?
  2. If the missionary position hurts, try using a pillow or inflatable sex toy up under the curve of your back. This will arch your back more and take off some of the stress. In general, most positions that arch your back are good.
  3. The position where the person with the bad back is laying with her knees by her ears is a bad position. Positions where the back is stretched out will be the worst for a person with a herniated disk. This also includes Doggy Style, however, if you arch your back and don’t bend over a whole bunch, this position can be really, really satisfying!
  4. If cowgirl hurts, try leaning forward on your arms & elbows and riding that way.  Bouncing can compress your disks and cause more pain, the forward lean and rock motion helps relieve the pressure.
  5. And a position I have never tried, but About.com recommends, lying on your stomach. I would feel like a dead fish in bed doing this, but I imagine there’s a way to make it sexy. Try it out, let me know.

So there you go. These are just some of the tips that I’ve learned in the course of my back recovery, because believe me, I know back pain is some of the worst pain there is out there. I hope this helps!

Have fun sexing!

Sex Position of the Week: No Time To Waste

This week’s sex position is ideal for those times when you absolutely must have sex right now.

Sex Position of the Week: No Time To Waste

This position is super easy.  If both partners are wearing easily accessible clothing, it can be entered into and exited from in a matter of seconds.  The partner with the ready and willing orifice stands with their back to the phallus.  The phallused partner penetrates the orifice from behind in a standing position and thrusts until climax in achieved.  Easy as pie.

Want to be the phallused partner but don’t have a penis? No problem. That’s what strap-ons are for.

Having trouble achieving an adequate level of lubrication in your willing orifice? Lube it up!

Not interested in procreating or contracting embarrassing diseases? Wrap it up!

Sex Position of the Week: Downward Facing Doggy

This week’s sex position was inspired by my morning workout.

Downward Facing Doggy is achieved when the partner with a willing orifice assumes the classic yoga pose “Downward Facing Dog”.  If you’re not familiar with this pose, refer to the Yoga Journal.  The legs will need to be a bit farther apart than normal in order to facilitate penetration.  The phallused partner penetrates the orifice from behind while in a standing position.  Copulation proceeds until orgasm is achieved.  The phallused partner can do the reach around during this act in order to maximize stimulation.

Want to be the phallused partner but don’t have a penis? No problem. That’s what strap-ons are for.

Having trouble achieving an adequate level of lubrication in your willing orifice? Lube it up!

Not interested in procreating or contracting embarrassing diseases? Wrap it up!

Sex Position of the Week: Scale the Crevasse

This week I present you with a very advanced sex position: Scale the Crevasse.

First, you need to find a crevasse.  In order to find a natural crevasse, you will probably have to do a bit of mountain climbing.  If you’re not up for an outdoor adventure, you can substitute a hallway for a real crevasse.  First, the partner whose orifice is well lubricated and willing scales the crevasse a bit (pictured above in red).  They need to assume a position where they are stable, well supported and with orifice easily accessible.  Next the phallused partner scales the crevasse until they are just below the partner and orifice is aligned with phallus (pictured above in blue).  The phallus penetrates the orifice and intercourse continues until orgasm is achieved or one or both partners looses grip and falls.  You might want to install a safety net just in case.  Safety first!

Want to be the phallused partner but don’t have a penis?  No problem.  That’s what strap-ons are for.

Having trouble achieving an adequate level of lubrication in your willing orifice?  Lube it up!

Not interested in procreating or contracting embarrassing diseases?  Wrap it up!

Sex Position of the Week: Missionary

In honor of Independence Day, I present you with the most traditional of sex positions: Missionary

This one’s a no brainer.  The phallused partner lays on top of the orificed partner and pokes his or her phallus around between the partner’s legs until it fits somewhere.  Thrust until climax is achieved.