Reading Gets Me All Hot and Bothered

Porn just doesn’t do it for me anymore. Reviewing porn has ruined its sexual appeal for me. I look at it clinically now. For me, reading can be much more erotic. Without the visual stimuli, I have to use my imagination to fill in the details. My imaginary men are MUCH hotter than the creepy, muscle-y porn dudes. Also, I’d get kicked out of the gym if I watched porn while riding the bike but I can read a book so explicit that it makes me blush (which is quite a feat) and no one else will ever know.

Danse Macabre

If you are into fantasy, I highly recommend anything Laurell K. Hamilton has written in the last few years.  I recently enjoyed Danse Macabre (coincidentally, one of my very favorite albums has the same title).  When the series began, it was mainly about supernatural murders but the last few installments are jam packed full of hardcore fucking with a plethora of partners.  Sexy vampires, shape shifters, and an insatiable need for sex…… it doesn’t get much better than that.

Sleeping Beauty Trilogy

Well, unless you’re up for entering A. N. Roquelaure’s (aka Anne Rice) erotic fantasy The Sleeping Beauty Trilogy.  I’ll admit, I’m not particularly knowledgeable about S&M but these 3 books opened my eyes to a new world.   Sex slaves, bondage, lots of anal penetration, spankings, and my personal favorite, people dressed up like horses with ass plug tails.  My mom is a huge Anne Rice fan and asked to borrow the series when I was finished.  I warned her about how explicit they were but she read the first one anyway.   She looked very disturbed when she returned it and never asked to borrow the rest.  Good times.

Erotic literature can be an educational experience as well. You can learn how to better please a man, woman, or yourself.  Reading is sexy!

*** While I was writing this, Dick brought over a stack of children’s books (why we have children’s books in the first place is a mystery to me) for inspiration. “Have you seen my cat?” was far less interesting than the title made it out to be.