Find Love on Twitter

I presume the majority of you came from a link that you found on Twitter. This means you are probably following @adamandeve. (If not, go ahead and start following her. I’ll wait.) The rest of you probably have heard the news and media conversations about Twitter this and Twitter that. Every expert defines Twitter differently, and well, I’m not about to try and be another Twitter expert. But because I work for porn, I’m naturally curious, and single, I’ve contemplated the idea of finding someone online. But after a conversation with a friend of mine, I now wonder, is it possible to find love on Twitter?

Craigslist is famous for their personals section (I can’t go very long without reading the Missed Connections myself). They even go further to have  “Casual Encounters” section. But that makes sense, right? It’s a bulletin board of sorts. There’s no limit on how much you can say. Anyone can talk about how great he/she is and give people enough details to determine if they should hook up. But for Twitter, I guess simply finding anyone in the mood and saying, “Meet me at 123 First St in an hour” is possible, but that’s not what I’m talking about. I’m referring to relationships made online, and taking them to the real world. I hear all about how people found soul mates on Match.com and eHarmony, but are we going to start hearing about people finding partners on Twitter? I mean, c’mon, surely it’s happened already. Has mainstream media not picked up on that? Is that why I haven’t seen it on the 11pm news yet?

Definition of “relationship” according to Merriam-Webster: 1: the state of being related or interrelated (studied the relationship between the variables); 2: the relation connecting or binding participants in a relationship: as a: kinship b: a specific instance or type of kinship; 3 a: a state of affairs existing between those having relations or dealings (had a good relationship with his family) b: a romantic or passionate attachment

The point I take from Twitter is that I’m supposed to be making new connections, new relationships. And there are a few people that I’ve given my personal IM info so that we could chat in more that 140 characters. I’ve learned a lot of cool things from these people, from how to save money to how to better market sex toys online. All useful information for me, right? It’s networking. Socialization. But it’s not love. It’s not an intimate relationship. Heck, it’s plain and simple friendship, if you ask me.

I don’t imagine it’s possible to find love on Twitter. You only have 140 characters per statement. It just can’t be enough, can it?

Maybe that’s all we need though. In a world where everything seems to be available right now, experts say text-message-hookups are more commonplace, and people are waiting longer to get married;  maybe 140 characters is all it takes to find your next lover. Are the days of finding a partner, finding a life-friend, over? I hope not.

Great, now I’m just left with more questions and not enough answers.

The Best Sex Toy Ever

April 1, 2009 – Adam & Eve (www.adamandeve.com/news), gets in the April Fool’s Day spirit by releasing top-secret and highly classified information regarding their latest invention, and what they call, “The Ultimate Sex Toy.”

Over the last year, Adam & Eve has been working on the “Ultimate Sex Toy” concept and design. Engineers, puppeteers, animators, anthropologists, philosophers, and even psychics have been consulted for help with the design of a sex toy so great, it is sure to win the hearts, minds, and most importantly, genitals, of consumers everywhere. This “Ultimate Sex Toy” design is still in the development phase, but it has been slated to go into production in the fall of 2009, ready to please the masses.

The tagline for the new sex toy, “Stick It In a Hole,” stems from the multitude of uses available in the sex toy. This single toy will include the functions of a male masturbator, dildo, MP3 player, pheromone enhancement, automatic lube applicator, and cigarette lighter. At adamandeve.com/ultimatesextoy, web users can see a three-dimensional diagram and description of the concept and design of the new sex toy.

“Adam & Eve will guarantee everyone’s pleasure with this sex toy, due to the incredible features on it,” says an Adam & Eve spokesperson. “The design team had its work cut out for them with the combination of a contained lube with a flaming lighter. We want to save users the hassle of constant manual lube application, but too much lube will douse the flame on the lighter. You can see our dilemma.”

For more information on the concept and design of the Adam & Eve Ultimate Sex Toy visit: adameve.com/ultimatesextoy.

Lilith’s Complete Guide to Valentine’s Day

I love Valentine’s Day. It is a holiday dedicated to the most basic of human desires. Valentine’s Day celebrates our carnal instincts and embraces love, lust, and seduction. In honor of the day, I’ve put together a (hopefully) helpful guide.

Date Ideas

DIY Fondue
Instead of going out to a fancy fondue restaurant where you pay someone to let you cook your own food, why not just do it yourself. Cooking together can be erotica and fun. You need a fondue pot (I got an awesome one at a thrift store for a few bucks), dips (cheese, chocolate, etc) and dippers (veggies, fruits, breads, little cakes pieces) and a heat source. If you run out of dippers, you can always lick the dip off of each other instead.

TV Marathon
Don’t feel like going out in the cold? Why not cuddle up on the couch together, nuke some popcorn, and have a marathon of a TV show that she loves.

Dinner & Dancing
Got a wad of cash burning a hole in your pocket? Give her an excuse to get all gussied up. Make reservations at a restaurant that serves food that she enjoys and has an intimate atmosphere. Afterward, go out for a night on the town: Dancing, Drinking, etc.

Dinner In Bed

Breakfast in bed may be sweet but dinner in bed is much saucier. Get dressed up in your finest bedroom clothes and set the mood with some candles (unscented, otherwise your food will end up tasting like whatever scent you choose). Put on some sexy music and serve dinner picnic style on the bed. I recommend foods that aren’t very messy such as grapes, foods cut into bite-sized pieces, chocolates, champagne….. Once you’ve finished eating dinner, you can get started on each other.

Sensual Massage
You can either have a couples massage at a parlor or DIY at home. If you choose to do it yourself, invest in an instructional book and a seductively scented massage oil (unless either of you has allergies, then go with unscented). If you want to get a bit kinkier, try a massage candle.

Gift Ideas

Flowers & Chocolate

I know this is the traditional Valentine’s Day gift, but it still has some merit, as long as it isn’t a last minute “fuck, I forgot Valentine’s” gift. Put a little thought into the choices. Does your date have any dietary restrictions? Does your date have plant allergies? If you don’t already know, save yourself both some grief and find out. You don’t have to stick with traditional chocolates; you could pick out several mini desserts and have a sampling. (Whole foods has a large selection of individual sized desserts) This would be great paired with a dessert wine. When it comes to flowers, the kind definitely matters. Do NOT get the half dead carnations on clearance. Steer clear of carnations as a whole. Roses are a pretty safe bet. Red is the traditional “love” color. Beware of white, yellow, pink, etc. unless they have a symbolic meaning for the two of you. Lilies and orchids are good choices as well. Some girls really don’t like cut flowers (they die) so you might want to consider a pot of live flowers. This time of year tulips, hyacinths, and daffodils are easy to find. Later in the year, you can set a date to plant it in the ground together. It’ll be sweet.

Lingerie

Scarlett Halter Set

Lingerie can be a tricky gift. The idea is for the lingerie to make her fell sexy. Many women have body image issues, so proceed carefully. Buy it too small and they’ll feel bad because they can’t fit in it.  Buy it to large and they’ll be hurt that you think they’re bigger than they are. In order to get the right size, rummage through her lingerie drawer and check the sizes of some things that you know she wears regularly.  Choose lingerie that suits her personality and in colors that flatter her. When in doubt, choose black.

Adam & Eve's Bag of LoveToys
Give her something to put in her hooha!  Seriously, sex is an incredibly important part of any relationship as well as your personal physical and mental wellbeing.

Personal Keepsake
Make her something heartfelt and memorable.  Who cares if it looks like shit.  Make a collage of pictures, carve her a furry thing of choice, create an edible love castle.  As long as it’s meaningful to her and handcrafted by you (assuming that she likes you in the first place) it will be a hit.

Gifts For Him:
Need a present for a dude?  If he’s up for it, get him some fun undies.  If not, your guess is as good as mine.  Maybe beer?

Music Ideas
Whatever you decide to do, set the mood with romantic music.  What kind of music does your lady like?  Try to pick something soothing and romantic that complements her usual taste in music.  I’ve made a few sexy stations on Pandora for your listening pleasure:

Sensual Silk

Bliss

Also,  I have a few song selections in particular that I either recommend or strongly discourage:

Recommendations:

Perfect Day by Lou Reed
Your Song from the Moulin Rouge Soundtrack
Always by Bon Jovi

DO NOT play these for your lover on Valentine’s Day:

Rootless Tree by Damien Rice (or any Damien Rice for that matter)
Ain’t No Fun by Snoop Dogg

**** BE SAFE!!!  This Valentine’s Day, choose to be VD free!  Wrap it up!

Fuck Valentine’s Day

What are you doing for Valentine’s Day?

All of us here are going to have sex. Whether by ourselves (yeah, I’m proud to admit that) or with another person, we’re gonna get that high that we usually only get after we consume massive amounts of chocolate.

Here are three of the best sex toys I think every home should have. You can decide which is best for you.

Adam & Eve Glass Finger Stimulator

Adam & Eve Glass Finger Stimulator

For couples – The Adam & Eve Glass Finger Stimulator. First off, if you don’t already know, glass is about one of the best sex toy materials ever! You can heat it up and/or cool it down, it’s non-porous so you don’t have to worry about germs living in there, and it cleans super easily – just throw it in the dishwasher (top shelf) or boil it in a pot of water. Regular finger stimulators are made from plastic or silicone, which is nice for getting those nubby pieces to rub over your clit. But with a glass stimulator you get the nubby pieces, temperature play, and PRESSURE! Excited yet? You should be.
For her – The Lelo Nea. This little egg-shaped vibrator is magnificent! Two speeds and seven vibrations make this little charmer one of the best clit stimulators I’ve ever seen. And plus it’s got a charger so you don’t have to continuously buy new batteries! Sleek and stylish, much better than most of the men I’ve had my eye on recently.
For him – Bree Olson Pussy & Ass in Doggy Style. I can’t find a guy around here who wouldn’t love to fuck Bree Olson. So what could be better than getting the anal-loving babe in your home for a perfect Valentine’s Ass Pounding!? I wonder if Hallmark makes a card for that? “Happy Valentine’s Day. Can I fuck your ass tonight?” lol. 🙂

Valentine’s Date Ideas Vol. 1

I wanted to put together a list of Valentine’s date ideas for those of you who need a little inspiration. I need a little inspiration myself so I asked a few folks around the office what the perfect Valentine’s date would be. Here’s what the sexperts want to do for the holiday:

bondage – fun they can’t refuse”

“some good food…not too nice….have some drinks and go to the titty bar”

“romantic dinner (like melting pot where they have those couple booths with curtains) with drinking and sensualness then home for romantic night of PASSION!”

“one of those “honeymoon” motels, that have the cheesy themed rooms, with the vibrating beds, jacuzzi, etc.”

“stuff for messy “food” sex, like chocolate syrup, whipped cream, honey…”

“couples massage