The 8th Day: A Review by Lilith & Allison pt 2
My general thoughts on The 8th Day –
The 8th Day was fantastic. The story was entertaining, which is rare for adult movies. If you cut out the sex, it would still be worth watching. Amber Rayne is a pretty damn good actress. The sets and costumes are believable. The occasional CG elements arenât very noticeable or distracting. All in all, the movie is very well done. But you donât really care about the production value do you? You want to know about the sex, right? Well, thereâs sex, lots of it, and itâs pretty damn good as well. The sex scenes flow in and out of the storyline well. Even is all their post-apocalyptic grime, the stars look great. Kayden has an amazing body and is scantily clad for the majority of the movie. Tyler Knight looks super hot in his dreads. My only regret after watching the movie is that the Prince had a non-sex role. Iâd love to see that man naked.
You need to see this movie. Itâs really long, so block off an evening, grab some snacks and beer and watch the world end.
And now, a continuation of our commentary. If you haven’t read pt.1 you should do so before you continue.
A: We didnât see the backbend!
L: No that must have been a photo thing.
A: I want to hang out with Evan Stone.
L: In my porn version of Adam & Eve, the snake is a man and has sex with Eve.
L: The snake in this has a phat ass.
A: Did you see this girl’s tramp stamp? Itâs that eye thatâs on the dollar bill.
L: The all seeing eye? Thatâs my favorite.
A: Then youâll love this.
A: What? Who? Girls in a mud wrestling pit without the mud?
L: Oh, theyâre amusing the Prince. Itâs the desert they donât have the water to spare for the mud.
A: Oh, I think she wants to be purged.
L: Are they purging?
A: Yep theyâre purging.
A: I feel sad that the Prince doesnât actually get to have the sex.
L: Heâs got some sweet ass sunglasses though.
A: Oh, that’s like the triple swallow deep throat.
A: I think if I were watching The 8th Day for the sex Iâd be down for it.
A: How long do you think his dick is vs how long her mouth is?
L: Itâs got to be curving and down her throat by now.
A: And it makes me mad that this is what guys think we can do.
L: Whoa, sheâs really skinny.
A: Yeah she is.
L: Thatâs a lot of ribs.
L: Thatâs a good quote: âeither hole works for meâ LOL!
A: I appreciate that the douchebag is trying to get his own in the movie.
L: I donât appreciate it in real life.
A: Oh, neither do I.
A: I enjoy that this movie has been multiple guys with girls rather than multiple girls.
L: I really donât like all the spitting in porn.
A: Thereâs some DP going on!
L: Woohoo!
A: She keeps antagonizing the guys that she needs more than this.
L: How do you need more than DP?
A: I keep forgetting weâre watching an actual movie here.
A: I really like Kaydenâs body.
L: Yeah, sheâs like a Barbie without the 8ft legs, which is just strange.
L: Are they going to have sex with each other?
A: Yes.
A: I like how sheâs wearing the prom dress with boots.
A: The last AEP feature movie Iâve seen was Dinner Party 3, and this is a true jump from the Dinner Party theme.
A: Curse the Linux? What? How did he save them from the Linux.
A: Thatâs some clever writing.
L: Sheâs not the favorite anymore, sheâs sad.
A: She still gets to wear the combat boots with the prom dress.
A: Thatâs some long hair.
L: Yeah.
A: Ew, donât eat the wax.
L: Whoa, this is an acrobatic orgy.
A: 1 2 3 4 5 6 â I count 6.
A: Is he fucking her ass?
L: Yeah.
L: People having sex is funny.
A: Yeah it is.
L: Oh, thereâs a new girl.
A: No thatâs Amber Rayne.
L: Aw, poor Kayden Kross, youâre dad effed up the world.
A: Thatâs shitty.
A: OMG Evan Stoneâs balls are really saggy.
L: Yeah, they are.
A: Do you have any final thoughts about this movie?
L: I think the worldâs gonna blow up.
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