Hot Vegetarian Sex

One commercial you will not being seeing during the Super Bowl:

Pretty hot huh?  NBC thought it was a bit too hot.  They stated that the following sexual actions exceeded their standards:

•    licking pumpkin
•    touching her breast with her hand while eating broccoli
•    pumpkin from behind between legs
•    rubbing pelvic region with pumpkin
•    screwing herself with broccoli (fuzzy)
•    asparagus on her lap appearing as if it is ready to be inserted into vagina
•    licking eggplant
•    rubbing asparagus on breast

Naughty PETA, you’ve got me all hot and bothered.

That reminds me of a bumper sticker I saw a few days ago.  It read “Vegetarians Taste Better”.  I debated for a while if the driver was advertising her pleasant flavored lady parts or admitting to cannibalism.  I’m pretty sure it was the former.

Whether you want to be healthier, kinder, or sexier; veggie is the way to go.